King Yemma: Very well. Due to certain bureaucratic formalities, the boy will join the pantheon of the afterlife.
Satan: But first, he must pass the trials of sin. I suggest we start with the Fire Abyss in the Ring of Wrath.
Saruyama: Can I use the bathroom? And why do I feel like I need to if I am already in the afterlife?
Judgment: It is decided. He will burn beneath the black sun on the fire beaches of Hell's Wrath Ring.
Saruyama: Ha. They call this torture? Global warming has already caused hotter hells on Earth.
Saruyama: And why is there a pentagram drawn on that black sun? That is an ancient symbol of mathematics. It has nothing to do with Hell...
Saruyama: Then again, my math teacher, Trouble-sensei, always seemed possessed by the demon of Wrath.
Mariabell: You are the only sinner here who has not been disfigured. Want to take a walk with me?
Ester: Vesta looks beautiful in that new outfit.
Vesta (Wester): Your divine words humble me, my goddess. I am deeply grateful.
Saruyama: I had no idea this lava beach had so many gorgeous elves!
Saruyama: Hey, milf! I am not a writer, but I could turn you into a manuscript.
Mariabell: Hey! You cannot just leave me like this!
Vesta (Wester): Why has this mortal's skin not melted in this dimension yet?
Saruyama: I love girls with athletic bodies! When I was younger, I met one, and she left me completely broken!
Ester: Wow, was she mean?
Saruyama: No, I asked her to break me.
Ester: You look fragile. Are you thirsty?
Saruyama: Nothing of the sort! Allow me to fetch the drinks for you, my lady.
Saruyama: She said she likes red beer. I will make her an ice-cold one.
Vesta (Wester): You have no idea what “red beer” means, do you?
Astaroth: …
Astaroth: Mortals, behold Astaroth, Queen of the Hell Fire! Remember the name! The supreme...
Astaroth: Hey, I just made a Birth of Venus entrance here!
Saruyama: Not now, gorgeous! I love redheads, but today I want a chocolate-skinned goddess!
Astaroth: How can a foolish mortal ignore my infinite beauty?
Saruyama: One Inferno Sunrise, served with style!
Ester: Oh my Godduck, your skin is starting to burn.
Astaroth: How intriguing. Besides being resilient, he has an excellent sense of humor in the face of chaos.
Astaroth: You blush so easily. In millions of years, I do not remember seeing a sinner so elegant and adorable at the same time.
Saruyama: This is sunburn! (She has a point. If I were my old self, I would have already lost my composure around a figure like hers. Am I sick?)
Ester: Come on, cutie! Let's go swimming!
Saruyama: Are you crazy? I don't swim in lava! This is going to kill me! (She's incredibly strong.)
Ester: But you're already dead! Come on!
Saruyama: (Damn! She's stronger than Doflamingo!)
Clayman: Show some respect, girl! I am a Demon Lord, and I demand to speak to your boss right now!
Vesta (Wester): With all due respect, Lord Clayman. Your authority means nothing here, and Astaroth-sama is far too busy enjoying her beach day.
Saruyama: Wait! Don't throw me!
Clayman: Huh?
Ester: See? I told you the temperature was fine!
Saruyama: Holy shit! I'm burning! It's frying my balls! I'd rather die all over again!
Clayman: Wait, I've seen that boy somewhere before.
