Saruyama: We here! This conspicuous place is his current hideout!
Rito Yuuki: That is a film studio. A rather extravagant one, by the way.
Stickman: That succubus caressing a champagne bottle seems to want to convey a visual metaphor.
Saruyama: We're to break in... I mean, go in by back. Need someone to distract that scary guard at the door.
Stickman: And what if someone catches us?
Saruyama: So we say we're just fans trying to crash the event to see our favorite actress.
Rito Yuuki: That still sounds wrong. Are we really doing this?
Rambozo: Attention, Sergeant! I need reinforcements! The turtle isn't slow and has near-human intelligence! This thing know exactly what it's doing!
Subaru S4/A6: Once again, I proclaim that we are the best anime crossover of all time!
Kazuma: Enough, man. The clown already said we are just oversaturated entertaiment products.
Saruyama: We break in! Now take us to your leader!
Subaru S4/A6: Leader? Emilia isn't here, and neither Roswaal.
Rito Yuuki: I think this is the wrong room.
Stickman: So, did I come across badly coming in gun blazing?
Ainz: If you want to speak to the "leader" then you must be new here.
Saruyama: Yes... Yes! we're new actors! For... the role of... The Wizard of Oz!
Rito Yuuki: (Saru, what are you doing? Subaru already knows you.)
Saruyama: (No one recognizes me with this red ribbon.)
Tanya: Buggy is not here, but the studio owner is downstairs in the "licensed substances" lab.
Saruyama: There is we're headed!
Subaru S4/A6: Didn't Buggy tell you to shoot at suspicious characters like them?
Tanya: Oh, come on. Aside from stick guy, none of those brats are a real threat.
Caesar Clown: What you think of the sample?
Valentino: Good, it just needs more tetrahydrocannabinol.
Saruyama: Finally found you, fake genie!
Caesar Clown: Look, the new guinea pigs have arrived.
Saruyama: We're not your guinea pigs! I'm the guy who went to jail because of you in the story 'Spanish Genie'!
Caesar Clown: I have no idea what jou are talking about, amigo.
Valentino: By the way, I'm not Spanish. I grew up in Florida, in a neighborhood full of Puerto Ricans.
Saruyama: Whatever! You're coming with us, Clown! We're handing you over to Big Mom, ruining your business, and taking all your girls!
Stickman: Get ready to eat lead, guy I don't know! I have orders to shoot first and ask questions later!
Stickman: Wait, the bullets go right through his body?! Is he a ghost?!
Caesar Clown: Shu-ro-ro-ro! I ate the Gas-Gas Devil Fruit, jou fool! My body transforms into pure gas! Jou can't touch me!
Valentino: Heh, Caesar is basically a sexy flatulence, mijo.
Caesar Clown: Now it's jour turn! What?! The bullets don't hit him!
Valentino: He's a stick guy, his body is too thin to hit, and my eyesight ain't good!
Stickman: Heh, shoot all you want. Even my head is 2D like a sheet of paper.