Into the Studio

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Characters in this story

  • Kazuma Satou
  • Tanya Degurechaff — A young military officer with exceptional tactical abilities who was reincarnated from a Japanese salaryman into a girl in an alternate World War I setting.
  • Ainz Ooal Gown
  • Rito Yuuki
  • Stickman — just a comedic stickman or perhaps more than that to some...
  • Sylvia — Sylvia is a major antagonist in the 2013-2020 Japanese fantasy comedy light novel series KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! She is a Chimera demon that has a male part to her female body. She's overly in love with Kazama Satou and dreams of them being together.
  • Saruyama — Saruyama Kenichi is the pervert best friend of Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru
  • Subaru S4/A6 — Subaru from season 4/Arc 6 but also known by the community as "aura monster"
  • Caesar Clown — Caesar Clown is a brilliant, demented, and unscrupulous scientist in the One Piece anime and manga series.
  • Crimson Turtle — Crimson Turtle is the pet that Saruyama received from Nana Asta Deviluke after winning a board game.
  • Valentino — Valentino (Val) is one of the main antagonists in the adult animated series Hazbin Hotel. He is one of the powerful Overlords of Hell and commands the adult entertainment industry in Pentagram City.
  • Dia
  • Rambozo
Story transcript

Saruyama: We here! This conspicuous place is his current hideout!

Rito Yuuki: That is a film studio. A rather extravagant one, by the way.

Stickman: That succubus caressing a champagne bottle seems to want to convey a visual metaphor.

Saruyama: We're to break in... I mean, go in by back. Need someone to distract that scary guard at the door.

Stickman: And what if someone catches us?

Saruyama: So we say we're just fans trying to crash the event to see our favorite actress.

Rito Yuuki: That still sounds wrong. Are we really doing this?

Rambozo: Attention, Sergeant! I need reinforcements! The turtle isn't slow and has near-human intelligence! This thing know exactly what it's doing!

Subaru S4/A6: Once again, I proclaim that we are the best anime crossover of all time!

Kazuma: Enough, man. The clown already said we are just oversaturated entertaiment products.

Saruyama: We break in! Now take us to your leader!

Subaru S4/A6: Leader? Emilia isn't here, and neither Roswaal.

Rito Yuuki: I think this is the wrong room.

Stickman: So, did I come across badly coming in gun blazing?

Ainz: If you want to speak to the "leader" then you must be new here.

Saruyama: Yes... Yes! we're new actors! For... the role of... The Wizard of Oz!

Rito Yuuki: (Saru, what are you doing? Subaru already knows you.)

Saruyama: (No one recognizes me with this red ribbon.)

Tanya: Buggy is not here, but the studio owner is downstairs in the "licensed substances" lab.

Saruyama: There is we're headed!

Subaru S4/A6: Didn't Buggy tell you to shoot at suspicious characters like them?

Tanya: Oh, come on. Aside from stick guy, none of those brats are a real threat.

Caesar Clown: What you think of the sample?

Valentino: Good, it just needs more tetrahydrocannabinol.

Saruyama: Finally found you, fake genie!

Caesar Clown: Look, the new guinea pigs have arrived.

Saruyama: We're not your guinea pigs! I'm the guy who went to jail because of you in the story 'Spanish Genie'!

Caesar Clown: I have no idea what jou are talking about, amigo.

Valentino: By the way, I'm not Spanish. I grew up in Florida, in a neighborhood full of Puerto Ricans.

Saruyama: Whatever! You're coming with us, Clown! We're handing you over to Big Mom, ruining your business, and taking all your girls!

Stickman: Get ready to eat lead, guy I don't know! I have orders to shoot first and ask questions later!

Stickman: Wait, the bullets go right through his body?! Is he a ghost?!

Caesar Clown: Shu-ro-ro-ro! I ate the Gas-Gas Devil Fruit, jou fool! My body transforms into pure gas! Jou can't touch me!

Valentino: Heh, Caesar is basically a sexy flatulence, mijo.

Caesar Clown: Now it's jour turn! What?! The bullets don't hit him!

Valentino: He's a stick guy, his body is too thin to hit, and my eyesight ain't good!

Stickman: Heh, shoot all you want. Even my head is 2D like a sheet of paper.