Zero-Rizz God Summons Ex-Men Waifus

Norman the God of Gooning

Ladies, welcome to the Garden of—

Tanya

Save it. I was in the middle of a war council.

Mahiro

Onii-san, your aura's screaming 'zero experience.'

Norman the God of Gooning

At least try the inter-dimensional calamari? It's supposed to be the tasties in the multiverse!

Tanya

I've seen uglier men less desperate than you...

Mahiro

Big guy, you're broadcasting 'creepy uncle.' And it's obvious you down horrendously.

Norman the God of Gooning

I just wanted someone to sit on my face… is that so much?

Tanya

How about this, then? Let me take you to boot camp, and if you survive. You might be able to get a girl.

Mahiro

Onii-san, trust me. Keep going like that, and you're only going to get a multiversal restraining order.