Norman the God of Gooning

Norma was once a normal loser, who was unemployed, unattractive, and a complete loser. He had become a forty-year-old virgin who struggled to talk to a female. He would spend most of his time in his room, dreaming of dating anime girls and watching power fantasy anime. He was a loser, with no hope of a better future. Then one day, after he was in his most intense gooning session. He managed to reach a climax of such intensity that his mind ascended to a higher plane, and he became a god, the god of gooning. Yet, despite now having near-unlimited power and the ability to travel to other universes at will, he still can't find a girlfriend and remains a kissless, virgin loser. But his one main accomplishment is meeting Cthulhu, and after showing Cthulhu his belief in 'Thighology' and the beauty of women's thighs. Norman and Cthulhu then became brothers in Thighology, and meet up twice a century for their annual Thighology meet-up, where they talk about the beauty of women's thighs. But unlike Cthulhu, Norman has zero rizz and can only dream of having a woman sitting on his face. Norman is still a kind person and likes to help those in need, especially when the person in need is a beautiful woman with thick thighs. But Norman does not discriminate; he would help anyone, male or female, with thick or slender thighs. All thighs are beautiful to Norman.