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Waterbreath: Ya shouldn't have done that, Stickman!
Waterbreath: Ya got the WRONG guy!
Waterbreath: And did you REALLY just kick a kid in the dick? That's just weak, even for you man.
Stickman: Who the hell are you?!
Waterbreath: Allow me to quote Brick Top from the Guy Ritchie movie, Snatch: Do you know what "nemesis" means?
Waterbreath: A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Waterbreath: Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Stickman: Oh God, no...
Waterbreath: Yep. I'm the REAL Waterbreath. Waterboy's just my kusogaki version.
Waterbreath: Hey kid. You good now?
Waterboy: Hell yeah! Good as new!
Waterbreath: Here. Take Yuni and Dani to that ramen cart. Order me a kotteri tonkotsu with extra chashu, two ajitama eggs, and some cold sake.
Waterboy: You got it, boss! C'mon guys, ramen time!
Yuni: Wait, free ramen?! I'm not gonna say no to that!
Dani: Dude's buying food for the guy who just got kicked. That's kinda cool, actually.
Waterbreath: [sigh] I LITERALLY just squashed the beef and made a truce with Dominans, and now I got a new beef with Anonymous? Oh well... It is what it is.
Waterbreath: Okay, Stickman! Lets talk, buddy. Cuz I feel I gotta clear the air on a few things.
Waterbreath: And this is just for you, Stickman. Not Anonymous. I'm speaking to just YOU, the character.
Waterbreath: Ya see, Stickman, mistaking Waterboy for me and nutshotting him was only your first mistake, pal.
Waterbreath: Your second mistake was lying to the audience about me 'trying to corrupt your creator'. Your creator was ALREADY corrupt and is just as much of a degenerate as me.
Waterbreath: We all have the receipts. We've ALL seen Anonymous's plethora of stories where he turns anime chicks into mermaids.
Waterbreath: We all know mermaids are his fetish no matter how much he denies it.
Waterbreath: Don't get me wrong, I ain't judgin'. It's cool. We all got our kinks. He has his, I have mine.
Waterbreath: Unlike you though, I don't kinkshame. So why ya gotta act like I'm the bad guy just for being horny?
Waterbreath: Your THIRD mistake was assuming I just wrote 'fan-lore' for Yuni and Dani. FYI, I DM'd and collaborated with Riley and helped her develop Yuni and Dani's characters.
Waterbreath: Okay yeah, that was AFTER I made the story where Yuni & Amelia became friends, but the point stands.
Waterbreath: Riley's a nice person, and I like her characters. But I would NEVER hijack them and make them mine,
Waterbreath: They're HER characters, and I respect them AND Riley.
Waterbreath: The story I'm writing of them now, and the lore I gave them was NOT just thrown in haphazardly.
Waterbreath: I asked Riley her permission and got her approval to write a love story between Yuni and Dani.
Waterbreath: And all the lore for them that's in this story? I showed that to her and she approved that too.
Waterbreath: I promised Riley a love story, and I'm gonna give Riley a love story. I'm a man of my word.
Waterbreath: So allow me to introduce you to your OTHER nemesis.
DoodleBob: ME HOY MINOY!
Stickman: OH YOU DIABOLICAL SON OF A MOTHERFUCKER!
DoodleBob: NEEHOY MENOY HOY!
Stickman: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!
Waterbreath: Now I don't wanna start a cliché back and forth story war between us!
Waterbreath: I gotta focus on writing and finishing Yuni and Dani's story!
Waterbreath: Say you're sorry, and I'll get rid of him!
Stickman: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! MAKE IT STOP!
Waterbreath: Now apologize to Waterboy for kicking him in the nuts.
Stickman: ...I'm sorry for kicking you in the nuts, Waterboy.
Waterbreath: Good. Sorry to scare the hell outta you with DoodleBob. And for the record? No hard feelings with Anonymous, either. Ramen's on me. Let's eat.
