Waterboy

Yo... I'm Waterboy. The kusogaki version of Waterbreath. Mini Me to Waterbreath's Dr. Evil, except I'm a kid and not a midget. Kid Buu to his regular Buu. All the chaos, none of the restraint. And yeah, he named me after that Adam Sandler movie, just because he thought it'd be funny. And yeah, gotta hand it to that fuckstick. It IS funny. Anyway, I'm literally just a smaller, younger, shittier version of that guy. Same attitude, same taste, same horniness, same everything. I'm just his kid version and way less subtle about how much an insufferable, shitty little brat I am. Everthing normal me does smooth? I do loud. Everything he plays cool? I go full kusogaki mode. He'll flirt with a smirk. I'll just shove shove my face in your boobs and accept the beating. I watch anime I'm too young for. I quote movies I shouldn't have seen. I steal and drink alcohol even though I'm technically a kid, but fuck it, I'm a clone of Waterbreath so I like to think I'm the same age as him. And if a grown man tries to call me out for my shitty behavior, I'll kick him in the dick with no hesitation. I talk shit like I'm 6 feet tall when I'm barely pushing 4. I steal food. I start problems. I make adults question their life choices. But same as Waterbreath... I'm a brat, not a bully. I know when someone's actually hurting. I know when the joke stops being funny. I'll drop the whol act in a heartbeat if you need me to. I just prefer not to, because being sincere is gross. Kusogaki edition of the "bad boy of WhatIf" as Stickman calls him. ...and yes, I bite.