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Worth Every Penny

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Reagan RidleyReagan RidleyCaesar ClownCaesar ClownBenderBenderBrett HandBrett HandMagic MycMagic MycFryFryProfessor FarnsworthProfessor Farnsworth
Reagan

Reagan

Devil Fruit powers... in a jar. This scientific capture was worth every penny.

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Characters in this story

  • Reagan Ridley
  • Caesar Clown — Caesar Clown is a brilliant, demented, and unscrupulous scientist in the One Piece anime and manga series.
  • Bender — Bender Bending Rodríguez is a charismatic, mischievous robot from the iconic science fiction animated series, Futurama. He is an industrial robot known for his egocentric behavior, foul mouth, and bohemian lifestyle.
  • Brett Hand — Cognito Inc.'s affable team leader who masks deep insecurity with people-pleasing and finger guns
  • Magic Myc — Cognito Inc.'s resident psychic mushroom — crude, sarcastic, and perpetually unimpressed
  • Fry
  • Professor Farnsworth
Story transcript

Reagan: Devil Fruit powers... in a jar. This scientific capture was worth every penny.

Caesar Clown: Shurororo... you think this glass can hold ME?!

Caesar Clown: I am Caesar Clown! The Master! I will NEVER reveal my secrets to some... some INTERN!

Reagan: Who said anything about asking nicely? I am going to extract the knowledge directly from your head.

Caesar Clown: W-What is that machine...?!

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I'm here to collect my half of our inter-company partnership!

Reagan: Your WHAT?!

Professor Farnsworth: Give me the jar! I need it for... science reasons!

Reagan: Back off, old man! This is MY project!

Caesar Clown: I'm going to piss on your corpses.

Brett: Bro, you ever just... think about how clouds are basically sky pillows?

Fry: Dude. That's the smartest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Myc: Reagan's been sniffing that flatulence jar for three days straight. Girl's addicted.

Bender: Addicted, you say? Sounds like something worth stealing.

Professor Farnsworth: So if we cross-reference the gas composition with...

Reagan: Wait! Where's the jar.

Brett: Jar? What jar? I don't even know what a jar is.

Reagan: BENDERRR!!!

Bender: Now THIS is what I call a smoke break.

Caesar Clown: I am a SCIENTIST... not a HOOKAH...!