The Lap-Nap Crisis

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Characters in this story

  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Rikka Takarada — a Repli-Compoid, a digital being artificially engineered by Akane and hard-coded with the immutable directive to be Akane’s ultimate, unyielding friend.
  • Natsuki Subaru — Hes broken beyound repair! Dispite his curse return by death, he eventually masters his trauma (painfully) and uses it to prevent future problems! to others. He's a wise man. To himself? Hes breaking down with each death!
Story transcript

Aqua: Why is he sleeping on her lap?!

Rikka: He was tired.

Subaru: Looks comfortable.

Subaru: Smooth thighs and a good rest. Kazuma, you've got both qualities.

Subaru: Aqua, you don't have either.

Aqua: I do have smooth thighs!

Subaru: That is your defense?

Rikka: Alright, that's enough.

Rikka: My thighs are the least of your concern.

Kazuma: Heh... my anime pillow...

Kazuma: Mmph! Wha—

Rikka: Wake up.

Kazuma: Hey! What was that for?

Rikka: For making that perverted face earlier, and for making your girlfriend jealous.

Kazuma: She is not my girlfriend!

Aqua: Then why were you sleeping on her lap?!

Subaru: This is getting worse.