Saruyama: I've gathered you three here for a noble and suicidal operation.
Stickman (Human): What do you mean 'three'?
Stickman (Human): What the hell is that?!
Rito Yuuki: It's that monstrous alien turtle again?!
Saruyama: Don't get distracted by anything! I called you here because we're finally going after this guy!
Stickman (Human): Who's that guy?
Rito Yuuki: Isn't that the fake genie who got you thrown in jail?
Saruyama: Yes! Now we're gonna make him pay! Big Mom is after him! We're gonna help that hot babe catch him!
Rito Yuuki: Big Mom? A hot babe?
Saruyama: I'll never forget when I went back in time and saw that goddess naked on the beach!
Saruyama: I managed to locate Caesar's current hideout by triangulating the network of a company called Cross Guild.
Stickman (Human): What do me and Rito have to do with any of this?
Saruyama: First, I need you to be in your most powerful form.
Stickman (Human): How?
Saruyama: With this torch-wand I stole from Subaru after he stole it from a fairy from Hell named Clownpiece.
Saruyama: Which is kinda ironic since our target is also a Clown.
Stickman: That torch must have fried your brain.
Stickman: If you want someone for action, why didn't you call StickBro instead of me?
Saruyama: The Stick bodybuilder? That wouldn't work.
Stickman: Why not?
Saruyama: Because I'M the bodybuilder of the group!
Stickman: That's impressive! I didn't know you had a ripped body, Saruyama.
Rito Yuuki: It's all fake. That's a 3D hologram.
Stickman: So what's this task force gonna be called?
Rito Yuuki: "4Boys."
Stickman: Wasn't that the name of your failed band?
Rito Yuuki: No. The band's name was 4Boys Band.
Stickman: I don't wanna be too critical, but that name is really simple. Who were the other members?
Rito Yuuki: That doesn't matter. 4Boys is just a name, the members don't matter as long as there are four.
Saruyama: With that, we've formed our 4Boys group.
Stickman: Why can't we call ourselves 4Men? After all, I'm Stick"Man" and you two are almost...
Saruyama: No. As I was saying, we've formed our group of...
Rito Yuuki: Saru, you fraud! You're using the holograms to look taller now!
Saruyama: And you're looking like a boring normal guy. Learn from Stickman, he's holding a fucking machine gun, dude!