Letting WhatIf Cook. #1

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Characters in this story

  • Aurelia Chirpers — shes part chicken, part human, let the eggcellent puns be chirped and plucked!
  • Dragonian — The fourth member of the Troup Misfits. He is also known as the Chef, because he makes some real mean grilled meats.
  • Sludge — A horrid creature. can be known as the call of gluttony
  • Saquita Amberfield — A character from a fanfic idea, think a combination of My Hero Academia and One Punch man.
  • Velra Nightcrest — After the slaughter of her family and town by l at the age of eight. She was spared but later sold as a slave to a cult which raised her as a vessel for the next dark monarch that would never appear and claim her body.
Story transcript

Saquita Amberfield: ...That is a very big problem.

Saquita Amberfield: All units, this is Purple Hurricane! Category — okay there is no category for this, just GET HERE.

Velra Nightcrest: It's enormous. And it smells like a chemical fire.

Velra Nightcrest: ...Shadow Veil.

Saquita Amberfield: TOGETHER — NOW!

Aurelia Chirpers: For the Sunken Roost — *CHIRP* — I mean, FOR GLORY!

Sludge: HUNGRY.

Aurelia Chirpers: It didn't — it simply — *chirp* — IT DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH!

Velra Nightcrest: I hit it with enough shadow force to collapse a cathedral.

Saquita Amberfield: Okay. New plan. Does anyone have a new plan?

Dragonian: Stand down, ladies.

Dragonian: You're not dealing with a monster. You're dealing with a very hungry guest.

Dragonian: Industrial waste, trace cadmium, structural steel — actually not bad bones to work with.

Sludge: EAT?

Dragonian: Patience. A five-star meal takes five-star timing.

Dragonian: Compressed toxic reduction, scrap-seared, garnished with Chernobyl violet. Chef's special.

Sludge: GOOD.

Dragonian: Of course it is.

Aurelia Chirpers: ...I dove off a roof for this. *chirp*

Velra Nightcrest: I opened my grimoire for this.

Saquita Amberfield: My glasses are cracked. My glasses are CRACKED.

Dragonian: The customer is always right.