King of the Grapes

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Characters in this story

  • Sonic — Sonic is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog capable of running at supersonic speeds. Created by Sega in 1991 as its flagship mascot, he travels the world to save defenseless animals and protect the powerful Chaos Emeralds from the ambitions of the evil scientist Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.
  • Shadow — Shadow the Hedgehog is one of the most iconic and complex characters in Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. He was introduced in the 2001 game Sonic Adventure 2 and has since established himself as the series' primary rival and anti-hero, serving as a dark counterpart to Sonic's optimism.
  • Knuckles the Echidna
Story transcript

Shadow: You... REALLY like grapes, huh?

Knuckles: ... What's THAT supposed to mean?

Shadow: Nothing! It's just, that's ALOT of grapes and-

Knuckles: And. WHAT exactly?!

Knuckles: You got a problem with me eating grapes?

Shadow: I never said that!

Knuckles: It SOUNDS like you got a PROBLEM with me eating grapes.

Shadow: I really don't.

Knuckles: Who made YOU "King Of The Grapes"?!

Shadow: ... wha?

Knuckles: The way you're interrogating me makes me think you got some kind of embargo on the amount of grapes I can eat!

Knuckles: Which is alot!

Knuckles: And often.

Shadow: Are you gonna let me talk?

Shadow: Or is that just not happening?

Knuckles: Why don't you-

Knuckles: Make like a tree-

Knuckles: And mind your-

Knuckles: GOD-

Knuckles: DAMN

Knuckles: BUSINESS?!

Shadow: I'm not-

Shadow: I'm not doing this.

Shadow: Forget it.

Shadow: Look, all I'm saying is-

Knuckles: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Shadow: HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT MANY?!

Knuckles: DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO LIVE-

Knuckles: MY LIFE!!!

Shadow: You know what?

Shadow: SCREW THIS!

Shadow: EAT THE WEIGHT OF YOUR ANCESTORS' CRIMES IN GRAPES FOR ALL I CARE!

Shadow: Have fun dying alone on that-

Shadow: STUPID ISLAND OF YOURS!!!

Knuckles: Oh man!

Knuckles: You were right!

Knuckles: He IS fun to mess with

Sonic: Told ya!