Ichihime: Welcome everyone~! Today we'll be learning the beautiful art of Riichi Mahjong!
Ichihime: The goal is to complete a winning hand of 14 tiles... four sets and a pair!
Kaorinha: Is it hard? I bet I'll be great at it.
Amelia: Just deal the tiles already.
Ichihime: These are the three suits: manzu, pinzu, and souzu. Each runs from one to nine...
Ichihime: But to win, your hand needs at least one yaku. A yaku is a special pattern or condition that makes your hand valid!
Charlene: How many yaku are there?
Ichihime: Around... forty or so?
Amelia: Forty?!
Kaorinha: Wait, so you can't just... match stuff?
Domi: ...regular mahjong was fine.
Ichihime: D-don't worry! You only need to learn a few to start! Like tanyao, or pinfu, or riichi...
Kamie: Those are cute names. What do they mean?
Ichihime: ...
Kaorinha: Hey purple hair! Your tiles look terrible!
Amelia: Say that again. I dare you.
Kamie: Charlene, which ones are the pretty ones?
Charlene: They're... they're all just game tiles, Kamie.
Domi: ...
Kaorinha: RIICHI!!!
Ichihime: Kaorinha... your hand is open. You called pon three times.
Amelia: Pfft.
Kamie: Oops...
Charlene: That's the third time, Kamie!
Etsudo: Um... that tile you discarded? It would've completed your hand...
Amelia: YOU! How do you even know that?! You're not at this table!
Amelia: TSUMO! That's what it's called, right?! I WIN!
Ichihime: That's... actually valid...?
Amelia: Oi, ribbon girl! Stop looking at my tiles!
Kaorinha: I'm not looking at your tiles, they're just SO BAD I can see them from here!
Amelia: That's IT—
Kamie: Ichihime, can I use the pretty red dragon tile as a bookmark?
Ichihime: That's... no, Kamie, that's a honor tile, you need that—
Charlene: Domi. Domi, it's your turn. ...She's asleep.
WhatIf Chan: Does anyone want to see my drawing of the south wind tile? I gave it little wings~
Etsudo: Ichihime-san, are your ears real? Can I... touch them?
Ichihime: E-Etsudo, please focus on your hand—
Kaorinha: RIICHI! Wait, no. PON! No wait— RON! Oh wait—
Ichihime: That's not how any of those—
Amelia: WHY is she allowed to just SCREAM random words?!
Kamie: Oh no, my wing did it again.
Charlene: KAMIE!
Ichihime: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!
Ichihime: YOU TWO! Stop screaming at each other! YOU! That's not a bookmark! YOU! WAKE UP! YOU! Stop drawing! YOU! STOP STARING AT MY EARS!
Ichihime: AND WHOEVER'S WING JUST KNOCKED OVER THE TABLE AGAIN, I SAW THAT!
Charlene: You did your best, Ichihime.
Etsudo: Here... have some tea.
Ichihime: ...I'm never doing this again.
