Holy Duck

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Characters in this story

  • Felicia
  • Summer — Summer is an official background character in the Hazbin Hotel universe, known for appearing alongside her girlfriend (or constant partner), Dia. Both gained significant popularity in the community after appearing in the official music video "ADDICT".
  • Chaos — Chaos is an extremely powerful divine being who appears in Disney's animated television series Aladdin. He serves as the very personification of unpredictability, change, and the unexpected. The character comes to life in the episode titled "When Chaos Comes Calling".
  • Trouble-sensei — Trouble-sensei is based on a forgotten secondary character from the To Love-Ru series called Professor Takahashi (高橋). He received the nickname Trouble because that word is his catchphrase; he is a comically serious man who is always widening his eyes in anger and pouting.
  • Giant Rubber Duck — A generic, anthropomorphic, mythical god that takes on the avatar of a giant yellow rubber duck with a triangule above the head featuring an eye that shoots out rays. Powerful enough to create universes, yet not one to be taken too seriously—he is merely a small facet of the mysterious All.
Story transcript

Trouble-sensei: A 3-star hotel with a bathtub... this is what heaven looks like for someone who showers standing up every day.

Trouble-sensei: O holy duck... take me to paradise.

Giant Rubber Duck: Finally... a fake atheist agnostic has confessed his true inner faith.

Trouble-sensei: Hold on. I was never an atheist. I worship the Cat God, not you.

Giant Rubber Duck: Oh yeah? Then where's your Cat God? You can't even bring a cat into the bathtub with you.

Trouble-sensei: Who said I can't?

Giant Rubber Duck: You know the Egyptians worshipped cats too, right? Look what happened to them.

Giant Rubber Duck: They became a footnote.

Giant Rubber Duck: Recently, a half-cat creature destroyed a pyramid that took the Egyptians years to build. Is THIS what you believe in?

Trouble-sensei: Dammit! If I knew the story would go like this, I would've put a sexy character to act in my place.

Giant Rubber Duck: Renounce the cat, accept the duck, and you shall have infinite lust in heaven!

Giant Rubber Duck: But if you don't... your sentence shall be the GREATEST hell!

Trouble-sensei: I think it was worth it.