Jean: Room 7B: Naruto, Tanjiro, Light, and L.
Loid: The arrangement is final.
Naruto: I get the bunk with the romance detectives?
Light: We are not both detectives.
L: One of us is.
Tanjiro: Your bunk is here, Naruto. The bathroom is down the hall.
Naruto: Thanks. I’ll try not to be the weird new guy.
Light: That position is contested.
L: Light, you are not helping.
Tanjiro: You can tell us if the noise gets too much.
Naruto: I’m fine. Seriously.
Light: No one is grading your first night.
L: Your fingers disagree.
Naruto: Breathe... just breathe...
Naruto: I’m okay. I’m okay.
Naruto: No, no... not here.
Naruto: Please don’t let them know.
L: I did not see anything.
Naruto: You clearly did.
L: Then I saw that you need privacy, not an interrogation.
Tanjiro: I brought clean clothes and a towel.
Naruto: You don’t have to stay.
Tanjiro: I know.
Light: The hall is clear. I made it clear.
Sasuke: Keep walking.
Giyu: No questions.
Sasori: The latch is fixed.
Sai: The sign is clear.
Loid: This is a support plan, not a punishment.
Levi: No one discusses Naruto’s medical needs.
Kakashi: Quiet check-ins. No crowd.
Gojo: And anyone who breaks that rule can explain themselves to me.
Lee: We will protect his dignity with the power of youth!
Kakashi: You choose what goes in the plan.
Jean: Extra supplies, a quiet check-in, and a private laundry route.
Naruto: You aren’t angry?
Kakashi: Why would we be?
Gaara: These are clean.
Sai: I used waterproof ink.
Sasori: The latch was a simple repair.
Sasuke: No one gets to make Naruto a rumor.
Naruto: ...Thank you.
L: Emergency supplies, categories A through D.
Naruto: You made a case file?
Light: He color-coded it.
Tanjiro: At least it is organized.
L: There is also a ramen emergency section.