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Denji

Denji

They’re gonna bench me again if I keep whiffing!

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Characters in this story

  • Kisaki
  • Denji — Denji is the main protagonist of Tatsuki Fujimoto’s Chainsaw Man: a poor, emotionally starved teenage boy who becomes the Devil-human hybrid known as Chainsaw Man after his pet Devil companion Pochita fuses with his heart.
  • Red Hood
  • Rimuru Tempest
Story transcript

Denji: They’re gonna bench me again if I keep whiffing!

Kisaki: Stats don’t lie. Denji’s DPS is last place.

Kisaki: Rimuru’s healing output outranks him.

Red Hood: Pick me and I’ll carry you, Kisaki.

Red Hood: (Leave the chainsaw loser on the bench.)

Denji: I’m charging my ultimate—just give me ten seconds!

Rimuru: (Let’s test the new patch notes.)

Kisaki: Denji’s score… it’s multiplying?

Denji: (I synced with the patch—Pochita’s in the game now!)