Zombie AU: Trying something different

Samantha Arkadia

Don't come any closer— I'll swing, I swear!

Tiechi Negima

We're breathing, not biting. Put the board down.

Amea Namatsua

We just want food, not a fight. Lower the weapon.

Samantha Arkadia

Last people who said that ate my coworker alive in the pantry.

Amea Namatsua

I've already lost the only person I couldn't bear to lose. I'm not letting anyone else die in front of me.

Samantha Arkadia

Kitchen's empty… except the pantry. You can check. Just— lock it behind you.

Tiechi Negima

We'll bury them. After we eat.

Amea Namatsua

Canned beans taste like soap-land champagne after the world ends, right?

Samantha Arkadia

House rules: last survivor gets the tip jar. This bottle's older than the apocalypse— let's get drunk enough to forget tomorrow's bite forecast.

Samantha Arkadia

So this castle... how far south are we talking? Kyoto? Further?

Amea Namatsua

Past Osaka. Remote enough that the horde hasn't swarmed it. Yet.

Tiechi Negima

Boards are holding. But something's been scratching at the back door. Fresh marks.

Amea Namatsua

Mr. Mutsrugi's people fortified the walls before the first outbreak hit Tokyo. They saw it coming.

Samantha Arkadia

Your boss must be quite the planner. Most gangs I knew were too busy shooting each other to prep for apocalypses.

Amea Namatsua

Yakuza aren't gangs, maid-girl. We're family. Messy, criminal family, but when shit hits the fan, we circle the wagons.

Samantha Arkadia

You're not just associated with them. You ARE them.

Amea Namatsua

Born and raised in soap-land. My little sister never knew. Tiana thought I worked at a regular bathhouse.

Tiechi Negima

Back door's compromised. One got through the boards. Put it down, but more will follow the scent.

Samantha Arkadia

Great. My new travel companions are yakuza killers and I'm barefoot in a maid dress. My survival instincts clearly peaked at wine selection.

Amea Namatsua

We leave at dusk. Castle's got hot water, generators, and walls that actually keep monsters out. But you gotta keep up, maid-girl. We don't wait for stragglers.

Samantha Arkadia

I'm going to die because I lost my shoe budget to the zombie apocalypse.

Amea Namatsua

Don't worry. Castle's got a whole storeroom of hostess uniforms. You can die fashionable instead.