Youtuber and Shrine maiden saves Chinese girl

Gold (Unmasked)

Yo what is up, Goldrusher187 here! Today we are exploring Gensokyo with the legendary shrine maiden herself—

Reimu

Can you not shout? We are at a mansion, not a concert.

Meiling

AHHH! Lady Rumia, that is my ARM not DIM SUM!

Rumia

Tastes like failure and regret... delicious!

Gold (Unmasked)

Dude, is this normal?! She is actually EATING her!

Reimu

Happens every Tuesday. Hold my donation box.

Reimu

Rumia, how many times do we need to talk about the food chain?

Rumia

But she is marinated in FAILURE! It is a delicacy!

Reimu

Chew on this instead. It is calorie-free.

Rumia

Mmmph? Tastes like... disappointment and unpaid rent?

Gold (Unmasked)

So uh... this is one of those scary yokai that I should be cautious, huh? Not very scary looking to be honest...

Meiling

Don't let looks deceive you, yokais are still very dangerous depending which you encounter.

Rumia

Grr... The Ying Yang ball is so chewy like a slab of meat!

Reimu

Alright, Meiling. Why was Rumia treating you like a chew toy?

Meiling

Well, you see... Cirno and Ibuki just slipped past me to rescue the new butler.

Rumia

And Cirno summoned me to attack her!

Gold (Unmasked)

Wait, who's Cirno? Is she like, another youkai or-

Rumia

CIRNO IS THE STRONGEST ICE FAIRY IN GENSOKYO! Show some respect, tourist!

Gold (Unmasked)

Okay okay! Strongest ice fairy, got it! Jeez!

Reimu

I can't believe they actually went through with that stupid infiltration plan.

Meiling

I tried to stop them, but Rumia caught me off guard.

Gold (Unmasked)

Hmm... Ice fairy, huh? I am kinda overheating a bit, I should meet this Cirno person.

Rumia

Cirno promised she'd try to get me into the little sister army, I dont know what that is but I wanna join!

Reimu

Little sister army? what in the are you talking about?

Rumia

Ask Cirno, she's apart of the little sister army, said that Yu narukami is the big bro of it, I assume that means leader.

Meiling

Wait a minute... Yu was trying to recruit mistress into that army! Why does he need an army of little sisters!?

Reimu

To rule the multiverse with them! our enemies won't have the heart to hurt the super Moe army!

Gold (Unmasked)

That's... kinda genius. Damnit, I should've done that! I would've gotten tons of views if I used their cuteness in my vids!

Rumia

Maybe if you're lucky, vampire lady will turn you into her new butler! In exchange for your freedom, you can film the vampire sister's cuteness!

Gold (Unmasked)

Ha ha... wait, are you serious?

Reimu

You really would do anything for content, won't you? Now I wonder if someone like you could keep a job...