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you know what time it is~ nighty night

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foolking

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RevyRevyRobertaRobertaBalalaikaBalalaikaHarley QuinnHarley Quinn
Revy

Revy

Hey kid! It's fuckin' 3 AM. What the hell are you still doing up?

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Characters in this story

  • Revy — Revy is the main character from Rei Hiroe's manga Black Lagoon. She serves as the primary combatant for the Lagoon Company. Born in Chinatown, Manhattan, near Mott Street, she is a Chinese American with a criminal past.
  • Roberta — Rosarita Cisneros, more commonly known as Roberta and notoriously known as the Bloodhound of Florencia, is a Colombian maid who works at the Lovelace family household in Venezuela. Roberta is a former FARC guerrilla who trained as an assassin in Cuba and an internationally wanted terrorist criminal.
  • Balalaika — Balalaika is the boss of Hotel Moscow's Thai branch in Roanapur. Various people throughout the series derogatorily refer to Balalaika as Fry-Face due to the scar on the right side of her face.
  • Harley Quinn
Story transcript

Revy: Hey kid! It's fuckin' 3 AM. What the hell are you still doing up?

Revy: You know what time it is? DROP. THE PHONE. NOW.

Roberta: Young master, proper sleep is essential for cognitive function and physical development.

Roberta: I must insist you comply with the house rules regarding electronics after curfew.

Balalaika: In the Soviet Army, we slept when ordered or faced severe consequences.

Balalaika: And go to sleep. Listen to your big sisters, yes? YES?

Harley Quinn: Aww, don't make me get Mister Smashy involved! He's been eyein' that fancy phone of yours all night!

Harley Quinn: (I should probably mention Mister Smashy is my bat, not Mistah J... that would be a whooole different kinda intervention!)

Revy: Five seconds to shut that shit down before I ventilate it. Four... three...

Roberta: Perhaps you require a demonstration of what happens to those who disobey reasonable instructions?

Roberta: I assure you, the bloodhound can be quite persuasive.

Harley Quinn: Y'know what? Maybe they're right about this whole 'healthy sleep schedule' thing!

Harley Quinn: I was just thinkin' how fun it'd be to watch these three tear the room apart, but I do value my neck unsnapped!

Balalaika: Good. The child learns quickly. Perhaps there is hope for the next generation after all.

Balalaika: Sweet dreams. I've set the alarm for 0500 hours. We begin combat training at sunrise.

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