Worst Neighborhood

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Characters in this story

  • Saruyama — Saruyama Kenichi is the pervert best friend of Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru
  • Bender — Bender Bending Rodríguez is a charismatic, mischievous robot from the iconic science fiction animated series, Futurama. He is an industrial robot known for his egocentric behavior, foul mouth, and bohemian lifestyle.
  • buggy — he is an evil clown
  • Ganginans — a variation of dominans who lives the thug life. constantly breaking out of any prison and immediately breaking the law, she's a high stakes criminal who doesn't hesitate to kill a traitor or officer.
Story transcript

Saruyama: This is a robbery, shorty! Hand over everything you got!

Ganginans: ...robbery?

Ganginans: That's right, I'm robbing you. Hands up.

Saruyama: Wait, you're armed too?! Don't point that thing at me!!

Ganginans: That's right. Unless you want this up your ass, hand over everything you got.

Saruyama: Hold on, pipsqueak! I announced the robbery first! This is MY heist!

Ganginans: My piece is bigger than yours. I came more prepared. I win.

Saruyama: I got dressed up, took a shower, put on cologne just to come rob you and THIS is what I get?!

Ganginans: Yo, hold up... what you mean got dressed up and put on perfume for ME?

Saruyama: No wait, that's not what I meant! I said I came more "put together" and stuff...

Ganginans: That sounded weird as hell, black broomhead.

Bender: Freeze, both of you! This is a robbery! You're gonna kiss my shiny metal ass!

Ganginans: Yo, bro, bounce! I'm already robbing him!

Saruyama: I don't even have anything for you two to rob!

Bender: You two are already robbing each other? Damn, this street is dangerous.

Saruyama: Tell me about it, man. Yesterday I got robbed twice right here.

buggy: Freeze! This is a robbery! Hand over everything or I'll shove a knife up each of your asses!

Ganginans: Look who's late to the party.

Saruyama: Get lost, clown. Too many robbers here and zero cash.