When Explosion Meets Ego: Mansion Mayhem

Kazuma

Naga?! What brings you to our mansion?

Naga

I've heard tales of an explosion mage residing here. I've come to witness this power myself!

Megumin

Kazuma! When did you start associating with such... tall mages?

Kazuma

I don't even know her that well, okay? She's just... standing there menacingly! Plus we work on a quest once.

Naga

Oh my! Such a tiny, adorable explosion specialist! We simply must compare magical prowess!

Megumin

Tiny?! I'll show you tiny when my explosion levels this entire mansion!

Kazuma

Wait wait wait! We can't afford another mansion reconstruction fee!

Naga

My my, such explosive temperament! Perhaps we should collaborate on world domination schemes?

Megumin

Actually... if you're so confident in your magic, how about we test it right now? Just one explosion spell. Outside. Away from the mansion.

Naga

A duel of grandeur? How perfectly melodramatic!

Megumin

First one to flinch buys dinner at the guild tavern!

Kazuma

WAIT! Not in the mansion! Do you know how much the repair costs—

Megumin

Outside. Away from precious property.

Kazuma

She's actually learning... I'm so proud and terrified!

Naga

OHOHOHO—*hack*—what was that ominous creaking?!

Megumin

The mansion remembers every explosion... and it's bracing itself.

Naga

Perhaps... we could discuss this over tea instead?

Kazuma

Too late! I just signed us all up for the 'Mansion Protection Insurance Premium Plan'... with Megumin as the primary beneficiary!

Megumin

Kazuma... you're a genius!

Kazuma

Now I actually WANT to see what happens!