WhatIf Kaa-chan and Dat Guy

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Characters in this story

  • Elsearia The Mistress — One of oldest original characters. Made her way back in middle school, as part of a pantheon of gods. She is the last one remaining, much sad, much broken.
  • Jestaria
  • The Librarian — The keeper of all knowlage, memories, and secrets of the Kittyverse.
  • Ironie — Also known as Metaboi. He is an OC I had back when I played LittleBigPlanet; he was one of the skins I made, and my fave-skin. He has gone through many adjustments, aka transformations, since. He is 110% a goober and just a little silly billy.
  • Golderia — Ironie's best friend, and the fabulious one of the Meta-Bois Crew.
  • Silveria — He is the sign of Wealth! Also the stright-man of the Meta-Bois Crew (Stright-Man: the normal one of the group, who acts as the middle ground, or the voice of reason)
  • Titae'Nium — The fifth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the shortest one. He has a nepoliean complex, and a very short temper.
  • Steeleo — The fourth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the resonable one. He is reliable, and stubbornly kind.
  • Meta-Gurl — Meta-Boi (Ironie's) younger sister. She is a fireworks of a woman.
  • Spirit of the Yggdrasil Tree — The spirit of the Yggdrasil Tree, in her dyrad-goddess form.
  • WhatIf Chan
  • Dat Guy — He is Dat Guy... Which guy? Dat Guy!
  • WhatIf Kaa-Chan
  • Arcshelphia — Spooky Scary Skeleton Gal
Story transcript

Dat Guy: It's about time, don't you think Kaa-Chan. That we go an have that little, Mother Daughter bonding time. I promise, I'll be gental.

WhatIf Kaa-Chan: Get your hands off us! JD!!

Meta-Gurl: That joke is going too far. Don't you think?

Ironie: Some things are just off limits. And you should know that!

Meta-Gurl: We like our safe spot here in the WhatIf-verse. You're threatening that.

Dat Guy: Hah! You can't stop me. You two only got that lazy toon force.

Ironie: You're right. We can't. But you're an Avengers-level threat... so you get an Avengers-level response.

Dat Guy: This isn't even a good crossover. You're all from the same verse.

Meta-Gurl: Of course we are. Because if you keep being a jackass, BotSupporter_9000 gets banned. And we go back to the idea-verse.

Dat Guy: Okay... But I don't give a rat's ass.

Elsearia The Mistress: WE care. And if you're going to be stupid... then we just have to stop you.

Dat Guy: I WON'T BE FERNGULLIED!!

Arcshelphia: I may not have control... but I can still block you. The. you won't be able to cause any more problems.

Dat Guy: Hahahaha... I'll be back. The villains ALWAYS come back.