Waterbreath goons after drinking
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Story transcript
Johnny Silverhand: Yo Dana. You ever notice Waterbreath drinks like he's speedrunning liver failure?
Dana Zane: Every single week. Man doesn't even pace himself.
Johnny Silverhand: Nah but like WHY though. Bro drinks four beers and suddenly he's philosophizing about feet.
Dana Zane: He told me last time that alcohol 'unlocks his true self.' His true self is just gooning harder apparently.
Johnny Silverhand: UNLOCKS HIS TRUE SELF?? Bro that's not a true self that's a cry for help hahahaha
Dana Zane: ...is that his search history.
Johnny Silverhand: He sent this to me at 3am. Stone cold evidence. The gooning TRIPLES after drinking.