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Trouble Goes On Air

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5655poolo

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Trouble-senseiTrouble-senseiVictoria D ClaireVictoria D Claire
Trouble-sensei

Trouble-sensei

Bunch of miserables, welcome to the show. I am your emergency replacement host, Trouble-sensei.

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Characters in this story

  • Trouble-sensei — Trouble-sensei is based on a forgotten secondary character from the To Love-Ru series called Professor Takahashi (高橋). He received the nickname Trouble because that word is his catchphrase; he is a comically serious man who is always widening his eyes in anger and pouting.
  • Victoria D Claire — The goddess of giants
Story transcript

Trouble-sensei: Bunch of miserables, welcome to the show. I am your emergency replacement host, Trouble-sensei.

Trouble-sensei: Tonight's guest is Victoria D Claire, the goddess of giants. Try not to cause any trouble.

Trouble-sensei: Why is the guest entrance making that sound?

Victoria D Claire: Because it was built for humans.

Trouble-sensei: First question. What does being the goddess of giants actually involve?

Victoria D Claire: Being magnificent at a scale everyone can appreciate.

Trouble-sensei: Why abandon your church and throne?

Victoria D Claire: Thrones are boring. Humans are much more entertaining.

Trouble-sensei: A proper interview follows rules! No grandstanding, no audience manipulation, and absolutely no—

Victoria D Claire: Do you want more of me?

Trouble-sensei: This is my program, not your kingdom! Put that desk down, you oversized—

Victoria D Claire: Relax. I am only improving the view.

Victoria D Claire: Welcome back to my show.

Trouble-sensei: Son of a... math trouble.