Characters
Create your own story with WhatIf!
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Waterbreath: HIIIIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOOONE—GONNA TAKE IT RIIIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZOOOOONE
LeadingGoose: HONK HONK.
WhatIf Chan: Before we begin. I have seen what you did with that hot spring story. I have JD on speed dial. Try anything and I will end your account.
WhatIf Chan: I know you made me parody the love interest played by Kelly McGillis, but don't even THINK about it.
WhatIf Chan: I mean it. Try anything and you're dead, I swear to God.
Waterbreath: ...has anyone ever told you that you look really cute when you're threatening my livelihood?
WhatIf Chan: That's it. I'm calling JD.
Waterbreath: Also, that hot spring story? You looked AMAZING from behi—
WhatIf Chan: I TOLD YOU, YOU STUPID PERVERTED IDIOT!
Domi: Horny correction administered. Logging bonking incident #247.
Stickman: You're a BAD BOY, Waterbreath! You're totally reckless with your horniness on WhatIf!
Stickman: And what's with your character design in this story?! Are you REALLY self inserting as Maverick?!
Stickman: You guys on WhatIf are all watching this, right? This man literally used a stock photo of Tom Cruise in Top Gun and said 'yeah that's me.'
Waterbreath: Oh shove a stick up your ass, Stickman. You're just jealous I didn't make you look like Val Kilmer for the Iceman reference.
Stickman: I MAY BE A STICK FIGURE, BUT DUDE, YOU'RE A FUCKING JPEG. I HAVE MORE ARTISTIC INTEGRITY THAN YOU!
Bill: ...he's not wrong, brah.
LeadingGoose: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Waterbreath: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!
WhatIf Chan: I was not consulted about being in this story.
Bill: Yeah I sent him that panel. The one with the—
WhatIf Chan: FINISH THAT SENTENCE. I DARE YOU.
Waterbreath: Bill you are literally the biggest bro on this app.
WhatIf Chan: All hands! The bugs are back! Nobody's been able to post stories on WhatIf for six hours!
Domi: Finally. Something I can bonk guilt-free.
Stickman: Try to keep up, Tom Cruise Lite.
Waterbreath: After you, NOT Val Kilmer. Talk to me, Goose.
LeadingGoose: HONK.
Stickman: Don't forget to like and subscribe — SPLASH ONE!
Domi: BONK.
Bill: ...zzz...
Waterbreath: ...talk to me, Goose.
LeadingGoose: ...HONK HONK.
Waterbreath: THAT'S RIGHT, RUN BACK TO YOUR CODEBASE YOU LITTLE BUG BITCHES.
LeadingGoose: HOOOOONK!!
WhatIf Chan: This is the dumbest story that waterbreath has ever made. I kinda wish he just did another lewdpost.
Stickman: ...you can be my wingman anytime.
Waterbreath: Bullshit. You can be mine.
LeadingGoose: HONK.
