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Tomoko: Popularity hack, activated…
Eric Cartman: Good luck with that, weirdo. You'd need black magic.
Dave the Minion: Bee-do! Bee-do! Upgrade time!
Tomoko: I-it's not black magic, it's… social-algorithmic optimization!
Dave the Minion: BANANA OS, latest patch!
Tomoko: Yes… the meme lord template…
Eric Cartman: If this turns her into an even bigger freak, I'm blaming you, Twinkie.
Tomoko: With Khaby's power I'll expose nonsense without saying a word!
Dave the Minion: Tatata-bala-tu!
Eric Cartman: Ten bucks says she just ends up roasting herself.
Tomoko: *silent stare at nobody in particular*
Patchy: Kuroki, if you're attempting a spell, at least finish the incantation.
Tomoko: Crap, librarian detected. Maintain cool!
Patchy: Masticating your drawstring is hardly the scholarly path to silence.
Tomoko: Mmmph—
Eric Cartman: And there it is, folks— Khaby Lame, now with 100 % extra drool!
