tomoko becomes khaby lame mechanism

Tomoko

Popularity hack, activated…

Eric Cartman

Good luck with that, weirdo. You'd need black magic.

Dave the Minion

Bee-do! Bee-do! Upgrade time!

Tomoko

I-it's not black magic, it's… social-algorithmic optimization!

Dave the Minion

BANANA OS, latest patch!

Tomoko

Yes… the meme lord template…

Eric Cartman

If this turns her into an even bigger freak, I'm blaming you, Twinkie.

Tomoko

With Khaby's power I'll expose nonsense without saying a word!

Dave the Minion

Tatata-bala-tu!

Eric Cartman

Ten bucks says she just ends up roasting herself.

Tomoko

*silent stare at nobody in particular*

Patchy

Kuroki, if you're attempting a spell, at least finish the incantation.

Tomoko

Crap, librarian detected. Maintain cool!

Patchy

Masticating your drawstring is hardly the scholarly path to silence.

Tomoko

Mmmph—

Eric Cartman

And there it is, folks— Khaby Lame, now with 100 % extra drool!