This is worse like the time i had Prostate exam.💀

Peter

So doc, ever since those super-soldier treatments, I have been feeling... different. Like, Ryan-Gosling-playing-Alan-Ritchson different.

cinder falls

Oh, I can see that. Very... thorough examination required I mean, you came here last week. Remember, I had sex with you To release your stress.

Peter

Wait, why are you wearing a bikini? I thought this was a prostate exam, not—

cinder falls

It is therapeutic. Trust me, I am a professional. A very... hands-on professional.

Koneko Toujou

Peter. Your wife is calling.

Peter

Lois? Now? But I am kinda in the middle of—

Koneko Toujou

Says Quagmire's been kidnapped by Hydra. Something about them needing a 'test subject with distinctive giggling abilities.'

Peter

Giggity-goo! I mean—oh no! I have gotta save Glenn! He is like a brother to me, except for all the statutory stuff!

cinder falls

Seriously? We were just getting to the interesting part of your... examination.

Koneko Toujou

Should have known. Human males always choose their weird friends over basic dignity.

cinder falls

Tell your wife I will send her my bill. Full examination fee, plus cancellation charges. And Peter? Next time you want to play superhero, make sure your costume actually covers everything.