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Peter: So doc, ever since those super-soldier treatments, I have been feeling... different. Like, Ryan-Gosling-playing-Alan-Ritchson different.
cinder falls: Oh, I can see that. Very... thorough examination required I mean, you came here last week. Remember, I had sex with you To release your stress.
Peter: Wait, why are you wearing a bikini? I thought this was a prostate exam, not—
cinder falls: It is therapeutic. Trust me, I am a professional. A very... hands-on professional.
Koneko Toujou: Peter. Your wife is calling.
Peter: Lois? Now? But I am kinda in the middle of—
Koneko Toujou: Says Quagmire's been kidnapped by Hydra. Something about them needing a 'test subject with distinctive giggling abilities.'
Peter: Giggity-goo! I mean—oh no! I have gotta save Glenn! He is like a brother to me, except for all the statutory stuff!
cinder falls: Seriously? We were just getting to the interesting part of your... examination.
Koneko Toujou: Should have known. Human males always choose their weird friends over basic dignity.
cinder falls: Tell your wife I will send her my bill. Full examination fee, plus cancellation charges. And Peter? Next time you want to play superhero, make sure your costume actually covers everything.
