Sonic the Hedgehog: This place is even weirder than Eggman's bases! Gotta find a way out before—
Sonic the Hedgehog: Whoa! Did that wall just... laugh at me?
Billy Kid: Partner, I've seen some strange stuff in my time, but nothin' quite like this funhouse.
Billy Kid: My guns ain't much use against laughin' architecture!
Kojima Kirie: Great. I was just about to beat some sense into Yukinari when THIS happened.
Kojima Kirie: When I find whoever's responsible, they'll wish they never messed with physics!
Gorgon Medusa: The fear levels are rising beautifully. These subjects are perfect for harvesting.
Gorgon Medusa: The hedgehog's chaos energy signature is particularly... interesting.
Joker: Oh, look at them scurry about! Like lab rats in a maze designed by Escher!
Joker: The cowboy's trying to shoot shadows, the girl's ready to punch reality, and the blue blur can't outrun confusion! HA HA HA!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, Billy! Kirie! I think I've figured it out — this place feeds on our fear!
Sonic the Hedgehog: We need to stay calm and... wait, is that clown music?
Gorgon Medusa: Time for phase two. Let's see how they handle... the gravity shift.
Joker: Why so serious, Medusa? Science is all about having FUN with your test subjects!
Joker: Let's add some REAL chaos to your controlled experiment! *presses big red button*