This is unholy, jfc

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  • Sonic — Sonic is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog capable of running at supersonic speeds. Created by Sega in 1991 as its flagship mascot, he travels the world to save defenseless animals and protect the powerful Chaos Emeralds from the ambitions of the evil scientist Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.
  • Billy Kid
  • Kirie Kojima
  • Joker
  • Medusa Gorgon
Story transcript

Sonic the Hedgehog: This place is even weirder than Eggman's bases! Gotta find a way out before—

Sonic the Hedgehog: Whoa! Did that wall just... laugh at me?

Billy Kid: Partner, I've seen some strange stuff in my time, but nothin' quite like this funhouse.

Billy Kid: My guns ain't much use against laughin' architecture!

Kojima Kirie: Great. I was just about to beat some sense into Yukinari when THIS happened.

Kojima Kirie: When I find whoever's responsible, they'll wish they never messed with physics!

Gorgon Medusa: The fear levels are rising beautifully. These subjects are perfect for harvesting.

Gorgon Medusa: The hedgehog's chaos energy signature is particularly... interesting.

Joker: Oh, look at them scurry about! Like lab rats in a maze designed by Escher!

Joker: The cowboy's trying to shoot shadows, the girl's ready to punch reality, and the blue blur can't outrun confusion! HA HA HA!

Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, Billy! Kirie! I think I've figured it out — this place feeds on our fear!

Sonic the Hedgehog: We need to stay calm and... wait, is that clown music?

Gorgon Medusa: Time for phase two. Let's see how they handle... the gravity shift.

Joker: Why so serious, Medusa? Science is all about having FUN with your test subjects!

Joker: Let's add some REAL chaos to your controlled experiment! *presses big red button*