Thighology Auction: Goddess vs. Goon God
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Story transcript
Norman the God of Gooning: Look at those tensile curves—engineering divinity...
Hillary Taylor: Sir, the auction is for the sculpture, not a rental.
Norman the God of Gooning: I—I was calculating... structural support!
Hillary Taylor: Relax, big guy. I'm bidding on the Rodin next—want to critique its thighs together?
Norman the God of Gooning: She included me in a 'we'...