Characters
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
BabyMetal: Why is that grumpy old man stuck inside a jar?
Saruyama: Hehehe... finally, the day has come to tell this story!
Fennfox: Cool jar. Anyway, I'm out.
Saruyama: No no no, you're staying! I need an audience!
Saruyama: Once upon a time, there was a simple boy with frivolous dreams, just like any other kid.
Saruyama: But the world was too big for him, and indifferent to his dreams.
Saruyama: Until one day, the boy wanted to grow up and made a deal with a con artist scientist who tricked him with promises.
Fennfox: But he pretended to be a lamp genie and you believed it. Not even Baby would fall for that.
BabyMetal: That's right, not even I would fall for that, uncle.
Saruyama: He's a man MADE OF GAS coming out of a LAMP! Anyone would think he's a genie!
Caesar Clown: I didn't even have to try, actually. You even believed my fake Spanish accent.
Saruyama: Shut up!
Saruyama: Then the poor boy ended up in jail, locked up with other spiky-haired lunatics.
Saruyama: Suffering... and having to change his prison uniform three times in one month.
Saruyama: But he learned from his mistakes, and applying what he learned, he got his revenge on the villain after getting out of jail!
Saruyama: This is what you get for tricking people, Caesar.
Caesar Clown: Seriously, I've done way worse things.
Saruyama: *licking the jar*
Saruyama: This is the taste of victory.
Caesar Clown: Help...
Fennfox: Dude, seriously, what kind of therapist did you go to.
