Silver: So you see, time travel can be kind of tricky. It has this ripple effect,
Silver: where something that happens here, in your time, can directly influence what happens in mine!
Silver: That's why I need to be really careful about what I do while I'm here!
Shadow: Think I'm developing dementia.
Silver: Wait, for real?
Shadow: Because I don't remember asking!
Silver: Okay, what the fuck is your problem, man?
Shadow: What? I'm just being honest.
Silver: No, you're just being a fucking asshole, dude!
Silver: You could've stopped me at any point and let me know you weren't interested, but noooooo,
Silver: instead you had to double down and be an asshole about it!
Silver: I've tried so hard to be nice to you, but you're just so goddamn insufferable.
Silver: I genuinely can't comprehend why anyone would be friends with you.
Silver: You literally make everyone fucking miserable. You think you're entitled to being a prick just because you went through some shit?
Silver: Well, guess what, asshole? So did I! Every single day! Since I was born!
Silver: But do you see me going, "Oh! Woe is me! I suffered, so why shouldn't they?"
Silver: No! Because I'd rather use all the pain I feel to help others get a shot at a normal life,
Silver: I don't know... like a decent person would!
Silver: And to make matters worse, you're even meaner to Sonic! Sonic!
Silver: He's the nicest guy I've ever met. He genuinely cares about you and sees the good in you,
Silver: but all you do is rain on his parade!
Silver: Man, I wish I had a friend like that. You ungrateful little bitch!
Silver: You wanna know what's going to happen to you? You're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another,
Silver: always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally, finally be productive and creative,
Silver: and turn your life around, but nothing will ever change.
Silver: That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are.
Silver: The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you!
Silver: I'm considering going back in time and telling Gerald that letting you live was medical malpractice!
Silver: You wanna know what happens in the future? You wanna know what your legacy is? Nothing!
Silver: Nobody knows who you are, because you're not worth remembering!
Silver: If you say one more pessimistic thing, I will fold you like laundry!
Silver: I will make what happened to Maria look like a fucking mercy compared to what I'll do to you!
Silver: And then, when I'm done... I'll bury you next to her!
Silver: I will massacre you!
Silver: Now, if the next words that come out of your mouth are positive and constructive, then we can have a friendly conversation amongst ourselves.
Silver: Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Shadow: Huh?
Shadow: What the fuc...
