The Great Pizza War
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Characters in this story
- Norman the God of Gooning
- Eric Cartman — Respect his autoritah!
- Trump — Not the actual trump. Just the one represented in south park.
Story transcript
Norman: Pineapple belongs on pizza. This is divine truth.
Trump: That is the worst take in the history of takes. Maybe ever.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm eating it all anyway.
Trump: PINEAPPLE?! This is a disgrace to pizza. A total disgrace.
Cartman: I wanted pepperoni, you cheap bastards!
Norman: You dare... insult the sacred topping?
Trump: You're fired. From EATING.
Cartman: TASTE MY CHEETO WRATH!!
Norman: KNEEL BEFORE THE GOD OF GOONING!!
Cartman: ...so who's paying for a new one?