Prussia: Welcome to the first official meeting of the Fourth Reich, handpicked German characters! Kesesesese!
Prussia: The awesome me has gathered you all because you're the best Germany has to offer across all anime worlds!
Souryuu Asuka Langley: Obviously I should lead the space force! I've piloted the most advanced war machine ever created!
Souryuu Asuka Langley: None of you dummkopfs have even been to space, let alone fought Angels there!
Itsumi Erika: The Panzerdivision should be under my command. I've led the most elite tank squadron at Kuromorimine.
Itsumi Erika: Our iron discipline and Nishizumi style will crush any opposition on the ground.
Prinz Eugen: The navy is obviously mine to command~ I am literally a warship, after all.
Prinz Eugen: Though I wonder if little miss plugsuit can handle being under someone else's command? You seem... tense.
Degurechaff Tanya: The army requires someone with actual battlefield experience and magical aptitude.
Degurechaff Tanya: While you all play with your toys, I've been optimizing troop deployments since before most of you were conceived.
Johan Liebert: I'll handle the secret police and intelligence operations. My methods are... efficient.
Johan Liebert: Though I do wonder if putting all these unstable personalities in charge is the wisest decision for the longevity of your Reich.
Souryuu Asuka Langley: Who are you calling unstable, you creepy pretty boy? I'll have you know I scored top marks in psychological evaluations!
Souryuu Asuka Langley: And you, ship girl! I don't take orders from someone whose uniform defies gravity!
Prussia: Maybe the awesome me should call Reinhard von Lohengramm to be actual Kaiser...
Prussia: At least he could make these German powerhouses work together without killing each other before the war even starts!