Lois Griffin: You keep playing that song, and Peter's gonna think it's for him.
Brian: It was for him. I made it better.
Lois Griffin: I shouldn't be doing this.
Brian: You say that every night.
Peter: Wait a minute... that's my wife and my dog.
Peter: Lois! Brian! What the hell is going on?
Lois Griffin: I've been seeing Brian.
Brian: I can explain better, but I won't.
Peter: You're leaving me... and ordering a large pepperoni.
Lois Griffin: That is not the part you should be stuck on.
Brian: He's not stuck. He's already committed.
Peter: I support this new relationship. But nobody touches my pepperoni.
Lois Griffin: Peter, this is a breakup.
Brian: I think we're being replaced by cheese.