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steamed hams

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tepito89

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Marisa KirisameMarisa KirisameAlice MargatroidAlice Margatroid
Marisa

Marisa

Ah, Alice! Perfect timing for my famous roast beef!

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  • Marisa Kirisame — known as the "Ordinary Magician" who lives in the Forest of Magic and specializes in flashy light and heat magic, often using a broom and a Mini-Hakkero. She is the best friend and rival of Reimu Hakurei, often helping resolve incidents in Gensokyo.
  • Alice Margatroid
Story transcript

Marisa: Ah, Alice! Perfect timing for my famous roast beef!

Alice: It smells... rather overcooked for famous.

Marisa: Actually, these aren't burnt! They're... uh... steamed hams!

Alice: Steamed hams. In a pan. That you roasted.

Marisa: Yes! Local Forest specialty! The steam enhances the ham essence!

Alice: From Kourindou's 'Ham Essence Emporium'?

Marisa: Precisely! Very exclusive! Very... magical!

Alice: Marisa, did you just put ketchup on my 'roast beef'?

Marisa: Fine. The roast died a hero's death. But these burgers are still good!

Alice: Mmm. Nothing says 'home cooking' like soggy lettuce and regret.

Marisa: Tho nexth time, I'm ordering thteamed hamth from Reimu!

Alice: Please do. I'd pay to watch her face when you explain what steamed hams are.