Saruyama: Ow ow ow—wait... is this what I think it is?! A magic lamp!
Caesar Clown: Shurororo~ ...Hola, mi libertador! You have freed me from my eternal siesta!
Saruyama: A genie! And what will i gain!?
Caesar Clown: Three wishes, amigo. Anything you desire... except immortality. That's the ONE rule. Comprende?
Saruyama: THREE wishes?! I'm about to change my whole life!!
Saruyama: First wish— MAKE ME RICH!!
Caesar Clown: Fácil. Shurororo~
Saruyama: Second wish! I wish to NOT DIE A VIRGIN!!
Caesar Clown: ...Qué? I ALREADY TOLD YOU— you CAN'T wish for immortality!!
Caesar Clown: Adiós, idiota!!
Saruyama: W-Wait!! That's not what I—!!
Saruyama: WAIT— THIS MONEY IS STOLEN?!
Joker: Welcome home, kid. Hehehehe...
Hisoka: Mmm~ fresh meat. ♠