Reapers: Alright, Denji, you can come out now.
Denji: Thank fuck for that, I sweat I would’ve hacked those moaning bastards to pieces if they didn’t shut up.
Reapers: yeah, you won’t be hearing from them for a little while. once their interrogation is done, it’s straight to either Jigoku or Tartarus for them.
Denji: so what now?
Reapers: now you can do whatever your want, you get a day off and recuperate.
Denji: but I’m fine
Reapers: True, but you did wound Kurosaki, and we doubt he wanted to look at you for a while.
Denji: again with this?! I said I was sorry!
Reapers: yeah, yeah we know, but it doesn’t matter. just take the win alright?
Denji: so what am I suppose to do? I don’t know what you guys do?
Reapers: I don’t know, go to a bar or something. the Lust Ring has a whole selection of clubs there. go do that. just get out of here and relax!
Denji: but I can’t enter other Hell rings since I’m not a hellborn.
Reapers: *sigh* I don’t believe this. look, hybrids like you are also included in accessing the other rings, since you’re not technically a sinner.
Reapers: just take the nearest elevator, and get lucky in Ozzie’s or something.
Denji: oh… cool. then I’ll go then. bye
Reapers: Seriously that guy needs to get laid.
Denji: So this is the Lust Ring? Everybody looks way better at relaxing than me.
Denji: mind you, the Lust Ring doesn’t seem bad, except for the rain, remind me of home… you know, with whole Yakuza shit back then.
Denji: hopefully I don’t end up bump in any of those bastards here, because Indo NOT want to stir through that bullcrap again.
Denji: especially not my bastard father, damn bastard killed himself and left men his debt to pay off. Insweat if Insee him again I… no, forget about it.
Denji: Ozzies. hey doesn’t one of the 7 sins own this? the awesome one?
Denji: aw sweet! single’s nights. might as well go in and out of this bloody rain.
Dia: Well, look what the rain dragged in.
Summer: He’s cute.
Denji: Uh... hi.
Dia: Come join us, we’ve a free seat and we’re so~ lonely.
Denji: S-sure.
Dia: You don’t have to be nervous, sweetheart. we don’t bite, unless you want us to.
Summer: We can be gentle or rough with you anytime.
Denji: S-sorry, this is my first time.
Dia: with a woman or here?
Denji: both actually, I never get time or money to do this. my old man died when I was a boy and left me a crippling debt for me to paid off the Yakuza.
Summer: so you’re that chainsaw hybrid Lord Satan employees with Ichigo Kurosaki. I knew you looked familiar and mmm, you don’t disappoint.
Dia: easy, Summer. we don’t want to scare him off. he’s nervous at first. let’s get him comfortable with a few drinks.
Dia: The show’s starting.
Summer: Oh goodie
Denji: a show? oh, it’s one of those types right? sexy strip teases and pole dancing?
Dia: you know it, so sit back and relax.
Summer: you can undo your trousers and give your manhood some breathing room if you want.
Asmodeus: Ladies and Gentlemen, femboys and tomboys, and the respect in then sexy spectrum. please welcome to our new addition which I saved from that vile moth
Asmodeus: ANGEL DUST
Denji: whoa, I don’t go for spiders but this is hot.
Summer: I’m glad Angel is here, I couldn’t bring it in me to think what would Valentino did next.
Dia: it’s alright not, we’re free from that monster thanks to Lord Asmodeus. he can get to us here.
Denji: What don you mean?
Summer: technically us Sinners can’t traverse to other rings, but Lord Asmodeus granted us permission when he trashed Valentino into bug paste and saved us.
Dia: we use to work in one of Val’s successful night clubs in Pentagram city. we along with Angel were the best.
Dia: but the best would later become the worst when Valentino has his way. he would pick us, first it was fun until it was not.
Dia: he would switch his switch and assault is for no reason, beat us up when he gets in his moods. Poor angel, Val’s favourite, gets most of the abuse.
Denji: That is sick! what kind of man would hit a woman for no reason. I oughta hack him to pieces myself.
Dia: you’re sweet, but Val will never come here. for two reasons.
Denji: which is…
Dia: he’s a sinner like us so he can’t leave Pentagram City, and he’s terrified of Asmodeus.
Summer: either/or, Valentino will never come for us, especially Angel. that bastards has done too much to him, Inserat to Satan.
Denji: Damn right… wait, he?
Denji: That’s a guy?!
Summer: Well yeah, I mean you have to be blind not to see that.
Denji: but he’s got tits!
Dia: actually that’s his chest hair, but I understand your confusion.
Summer: But don’t let that bother ya, you’re have us right?
Dia: Yeah, you all ours tonight, cutie.
Denji: S-Sorry, but I’m not in the mood the right now. Bye.
Dia: Hey wait!
Summer: Aw, and I liked him too.
Denji: urgh, I can’t believe I got hard on a freaking trap
Denji: Go the Lust Ring, it’ll be fine. yeah right!
Denji: fuck this, I’m going back to the barracks.
Asmodeus: And where do you think you’re going?
Denji: and who asked yo-ou?
Asmodeus: me, in fact. Asmodeus, the embodiment of Lust, proud owner of Ozzie’s. now I ask again. where. do. you. think. you’re. going?
Denji: look, no disrespect, but I could stay there, not after that. I don’t swing that way. so, I’m leaving.
Asmodeus: not without paying, you’re not. even if you did use the standard services, you still need to pay for it.
Asmodeus: I may not be Greedy like that Lardass Manmon, but I ain’t running a charity here. my darlings don’t work for free.
Denji: Sorry, but what services? you mean those girls? hey we were only being friendly, noting happened between us, not yet at least.
Denji: look, can you just put on my tab, I’m more than happy to come back have once I’m in the mood.
Denji: but not while I have to kill off some brain cells with something strong to make me forget that drag show.
Asmodeus: Oh no, I have a policy to make sure my customers are 100% satisfied. So… go get him, girls.
Denji: huh what?!
Summer: come on cutie, we’ll get you in the mood again.
Dia: And don’t you worry about Angel, you’re not his type.
Asmodeus: make sure he remember this, ladies. A virgin’s first time is a special moment.
Denji: could you please not point out that I’m a virgin, dude? it’s embarrassing for a man.
Dia: no need to be shy, sweetie. I bet your weren’t overcompensating with those chainsaw blades.
Denji: …fine, but as long as I don’t have to see that spider again.
