Seika Makes the Archon Wash Dishes

Seika

The sign says 'NO FIGHTING,' not 'NO FIGHTING unless you're flashy archons or fox girls.'

Miyabi

She challenged my honor as a warrior!

Ei

Your foxfire disrupted the electromagnetic field. It was... irritating.

Seika

I don't care if she called your tail 'fluffy' or if her lightning makes your ears twitch! This is a live house, not a battle arena!

Seika

Though the tail is pretty fluffy...

Miyabi

She said fox spirits were 'quaint local customs'...

Ei

I merely stated facts. Your primitive techniques pale before eternity's judgment.

Seika

Inside. Both of you. You're washing dishes until closing time.

Miyabi

But my combat protocols—

Ei

This one has never... washed dishes before...

Seika

Good. The Electro Archon can handle the electric dishwasher, and the fox girl can use her 'primitive techniques' on the grease trap.

Seika

Nijika! Get the aprons! We've got special guests for tonight's dishwashing concerto!