Seika Makes the Archon Wash Dishes
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Story transcript
Seika: The sign says 'NO FIGHTING,' not 'NO FIGHTING unless you're flashy archons or fox girls.'
Miyabi: She challenged my honor as a warrior!
Ei: Your foxfire disrupted the electromagnetic field. It was... irritating.
Seika: I don't care if she called your tail 'fluffy' or if her lightning makes your ears twitch! This is a live house, not a battle arena!
Seika: Though the tail is pretty fluffy...
Miyabi: She said fox spirits were 'quaint local customs'...
Ei: I merely stated facts. Your primitive techniques pale before eternity's judgment.
Seika: Inside. Both of you. You're washing dishes until closing time.
Miyabi: But my combat protocols—
Ei: This one has never... washed dishes before...
Seika: Good. The Electro Archon can handle the electric dishwasher, and the fox girl can use her 'primitive techniques' on the grease trap.
Seika: Nijika! Get the aprons! We've got special guests for tonight's dishwashing concerto!