Rito Yuuki: Listen, when The Bus Driver asks your age, you say you're 7. Got it? Seven.
Spongebob (human): I'm ready!
Rito Yuuki: OK, let's practice. How old are you?
Spongebob (human): 36!
Rito Yuuki: Idiot! If you tell the truth you'll have to pay the fare!
Spongebob (human): Ohhh... I get it now!
The Bus Driver: Hey kid, how old are you?
Spongebob (human): I'm 7!
The Bus Driver: Great, and when do you turn 8?
Spongebob (human): When I get off the bus!
The Bus Driver: Haha, I get it, I get it. Go on in, no charge. I was a kid once too.
Rito Yuuki: You're lucky the driver was cool about it. Otherwise you'd be walking home.
The Bus Driver: Yeah... you only appreciate things after you lose them.
Rito Yuuki: Are you talking about your childhood, sir?
The Bus Driver: No. I'm talking about the brakes.
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!