Roasting Show Gone Wrong
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Story transcript
Quackity: Welcome everyone to the ULTIMATE Roast Battle!
Quackity: Tonight our special target is... Cure Peace! Come on up here, miss sensitive!
Cure Peace: U-um... do I really have to be part of this?
Cure Peace: I just wanted to spread peace and happiness...
Takane Lui: Quackity, I don't think this is a good idea. She's clearly uncomfortable!
Takane Lui: Can't we pick someone else who can handle this kind of humor?
Quackity: Too late! First up to roast our yellow crybaby is... Luigi!
Quackity: Show us what you got, Green Mario!
Luigi: M-mama mia... I-I'm not good at this...
Luigi: Cure Peace, your, uh, fighting style is almost as shaky as... as my knees in a haunted mansion?
Mario: Let-a me show you how it's done, Luigi!
Mario: Cure Peace uses rock-paper-scissors to decide attacks? That's-a like me asking Bowser if he prefers to be jumped on or hit with fireballs!
Mori Calliope: *Ahem* Cure Peace is so sensitive that when she cries, even the dead feel second-hand embarrassment...
Mori Calliope: And trust me, I would know.
Noko Shikanoko: I don't really want to do this, but... Cure Peace's costume is so bright, it scared away my forest friends?
Noko Shikanoko: I'm sorry, that's all I've got...
Cure Peace: Peace-peace-peace! You know what? I choose SCISSORS!
Cure Peace: LIGHTNING PEACE!
Quackity: I-I think we'll end tonight's roast here...
Quackity: Note to self: never roast someone who can control lightning!