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Johnny Silverhand: NIGHT CITY! ARE YOU READY TO STOP BEING SMART?!

Dana Zane: I already regret this.

Johnny Silverhand: It's all in here, Dana. Page four. The brain is holding you back.

Dana Zane: This is a bar napkin with arrows on it.

Johnny Silverhand: The diagrams are metaphorical.

Johnny Silverhand: Slide three! This is where it gets technical!

Dana Zane: I need a stronger drink.

Johnny Silverhand: You felt that, right? The crowd understood. That was a movement, Dana. That was history.

Dana Zane: Two people left during the PowerPoint.

Johnny Silverhand: They weren't ready.

Dana Zane: You're already retardmaxxed, Johnny. You've been doing it for years. Naturally.