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Poetry Night Gone Wrong

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tepito89

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YomikawaYomikawaFerdinandFerdinand
Ferdinand

Ferdinand

Ahem... shall we begin, my dear?

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Characters in this story

  • Yomikawa — "An eternally beautiful girl is eternally a high school girl..."
  • Ferdinand — the leader of the poet eggs trio, a group dedicated to reciting poems and advertisements and becoming more drunk each take, "cheers!"
Story transcript

Ferdinand: Ahem... shall we begin, my dear?

Yomikawa: Whenever you're ready.

Ferdinand: O fair moon, whose silver light doth grace the evening sky...

Yomikawa: Thy gentle glow, a lantern for the wandering heart...

Ferdinand: O fair moon, whose shilver... whose shiny ball doth... uh... grace the ceiling...

Yomikawa: ...the evening sky. Thy gentle glow, a lantern for the wandering heart.

Ferdinand: O fair... burp... you know what, your FACE is a lantern! Hah! A big stupid lantern!

Yomikawa: ...a lantern for the wandering heart, whose flame burns true through endless night...

Ferdinand: I'm already really drunk...

Yomikawa: ...whose flame burns true through endless night. Please stand up.

Ferdinand: Y! M! C! A!!

Yomikawa: ...

Yomikawa: And so the moon shall guide us home, through paths of starlit wonder.

Yomikawa: Cheers.