Norman found another Scroll of Waifu`Summoning

Norman the God of Gooning

W-wait! This is all a misunderstanding! I was trying to summon—

Hoshino

Ne... are you the god of late-night snacks? 'Cause you smell like a meatball...

Hikari

Seia-senpai, he's definitely a criminal! Look at his shirt stains!

Seia

Stand back, girls. I've dealt with weirdos before, but this one's aura is... concerning.

Norman the God of Gooning

I swear I'm not into minors! I specifically requested a legal adult with— sub­stantial thigh circumference!

Hikari

EHHH?! You're trying to summon women to judge their thighs?! What kind of degenerate—

Norman the God of Gooning

It's called Thighology! It's a legitimate field of study! Cthulhu and I have conferences!

Hoshino

Mmm... floor spaghetti hits different when you're isekai'd...

Seia

Hoshino-senpai, that's clearly contaminated!

Norman the God of Gooning

Please don't report me to the Thighology Board! I just wanted a girlfriend who appreciates my research!

Hikari

So... you accidentally summoned us instead of your dream woman?

Norman the God of Gooning

I just wanted someone to share my meatball recipe with... I'm so lonely even Cthulhu ghosted our last meet-up...

Hoshino

Well, since you ruined our dinner... you're treating us to proper yakiniku instead! And you're paying for our entire semester's lunch money!

Norman the God of Gooning

W-wait, that's extortion! I'm the god here!

Hoshino

Then use your divine powers to make infinite yakiniku appear, Thigh-sama~