Norman found another Scroll of Waifu`Summoning
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Story transcript
Norman the God of Gooning: W-wait! This is all a misunderstanding! I was trying to summon—
Hoshino: Ne... are you the god of late-night snacks? 'Cause you smell like a meatball...
Hikari: Seia-senpai, he's definitely a criminal! Look at his shirt stains!
Seia: Stand back, girls. I've dealt with weirdos before, but this one's aura is... concerning.
Norman the God of Gooning: I swear I'm not into minors! I specifically requested a legal adult with— substantial thigh circumference!
Hikari: EHHH?! You're trying to summon women to judge their thighs?! What kind of degenerate—
Norman the God of Gooning: It's called Thighology! It's a legitimate field of study! Cthulhu and I have conferences!
Hoshino: Mmm... floor spaghetti hits different when you're isekai'd...
Seia: Hoshino-senpai, that's clearly contaminated!
Norman the God of Gooning: Please don't report me to the Thighology Board! I just wanted a girlfriend who appreciates my research!
Hikari: So... you accidentally summoned us instead of your dream woman?
Norman the God of Gooning: I just wanted someone to share my meatball recipe with... I'm so lonely even Cthulhu ghosted our last meet-up...
Hoshino: Well, since you ruined our dinner... you're treating us to proper yakiniku instead! And you're paying for our entire semester's lunch money!
Norman the God of Gooning: W-wait, that's extortion! I'm the god here!
Hoshino: Then use your divine powers to make infinite yakiniku appear, Thigh-sama~