Rudeus: Welcome back to Newsmax! I'm Greyrat Rudeus, and today we're discussing... unconventional relationships.
Rudeus: My guests claim to be in a three-way relationship. Let's hear how this... happened.
Sasuke: You're one to talk about unconventional. Don't you have multiple wives?
Maya: Sasuke-kun, the cameras are rolling...
Rudeus: That's different! I was reincarnated-
Sasuke: And you carry the consciousness of a middle-aged man. Your previous life, wasn't it? Forty-three years old?
Rudeus: How did you-
Ritsuko: Speaking of unconventional, Mr. Greyrat... weren't you banned from three public parks for 'inappropriate behavior'?
Rudeus: That was a misunderstanding!
Rudeus: And that's all the time we have! This segment is over!
Ritsuko: Don't forget your ankle monitor, dear.
Sasuke: Sharingan sees everything, host-san. You had the nerve to bring us here! Ladies, lets go home.