Newsmax Meltdown: Rudeus Roasted by His Own Guests

Rudeus

Welcome back to Newsmax! I'm Greyrat Rudeus, and today we're discussing... unconventional relationships.

Rudeus

My guests claim to be in a three-way relationship. Let's hear how this... happened.

Sasuke

You're one to talk about unconventional. Don't you have multiple wives?

Maya

Sasuke-kun, the cameras are rolling...

Rudeus

That's different! I was reincarnated-

Sasuke

And you carry the consciousness of a middle-aged man. Your previous life, wasn't it? Forty-three years old?

Rudeus

How did you-

Ritsuko

Speaking of unconventional, Mr. Greyrat... weren't you banned from three public parks for 'inappropriate behavior'?

Rudeus

That was a misunderstanding!

Rudeus

And that's all the time we have! This segment is over!

Ritsuko

Don't forget your ankle monitor, dear.

Sasuke

Sharingan sees everything, host-san. You had the nerve to bring us here! Ladies, lets go home.