Multiversal Tournaments: Bills misfits Villians
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Story transcript
Bill: THIS is my elite villain squad? A sparkly cosplayer, a sulky teen, and a guy who forgot his last name is literally Bad-guy?!
Utena: I'm a MAGICAL GIRL, not a cosplayer!
Sol: Never claimed villain, triangle-boy. I'm just here for the free soda.
Bill: Bad-guy! Your NAME advertises EVIL!
Sol: It's called branding, genius.
Utena: Maybe your recruitment pitch stinks worse than this warehouse.
Eren: I left a WAR for this circus.
Bill: Fine—prove you're bad. First one to make ME bleed gets leadership.
Eren: You'll bleed glitter, triangle.
Sol: Hope your insurance covers irony.
Utena: Magical girls beat demons—it's tradition.
Bill: Training starts NOW—good luck team-building on the way down!
Sol: Remind me to send HR a complaint.
Eren: YOUR POPCYCLES WERE BLAND—!
Bill: And they say management is hard.
Bill: Now where did I put that Eldritch horror's number...
Utena: This is NOT what I signed up for!
Sol: Triangle's using us as cardio equipment!
Eren: Keep moving! That thing gains when we slow!
Bill: Previous tournaments show 73% failure rate for non-cohesive teams!
Bill: But don't worry—Gnash has NEVER caught anyone in under five minutes!
Utena: Oh good, we're statistically doomed instead of just regular doomed!
Eren: In my world, we faced death daily—this is just another Titan!
Eren: Form up! Triangle formation, NOW!
Utena: Magical girl tactical retreat pattern Delta!
Sol: Finally using that brain, scarf-boy.
Eren: We draw it into the conveyor maze—use the machinery against it!
Bill: Hmm, adaptive strategy formation... didn't expect that from you lot. You might have a chance to win.
Bill: Team name time. Obtuse Villains, remember—survival equals branding!
Eren: Bad-guy, take left flank! Magical girl, right arc!
Utena: We're actually working together! This is kind of exciting!
Sol: Don't get sentimental on me now—save it for when we're not monster chow.