Multiversal Tournaments: Bills misfits Villians
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Bill
THIS is my elite villain squad? A sparkly cosplayer, a sulky teen, and a guy who forgot his last name is literally Bad-guy?!
Utena
I'm a MAGICAL GIRL, not a cosplayer!
Sol
Never claimed villain, triangle-boy. I'm just here for the free soda.
Bill
Bad-guy! Your NAME advertises EVIL!
Sol
It's called branding, genius.
Utena
Maybe your recruitment pitch stinks worse than this warehouse.
Eren
I left a WAR for this circus.
Bill
Fine—prove you're bad. First one to make ME bleed gets leadership.
Eren
You'll bleed glitter, triangle.
Sol
Hope your insurance covers irony.
Utena
Magical girls beat demons—it's tradition.
Bill
Training starts NOW—good luck team-building on the way down!
Sol
Remind me to send HR a complaint.
Eren
YOUR POPCYCLES WERE BLAND—!
Bill
And they say management is hard.
Bill
Now where did I put that Eldritch horror's number...
Utena
This is NOT what I signed up for!
Sol
Triangle's using us as cardio equipment!
Eren
Keep moving! That thing gains when we slow!
Bill
Previous tournaments show 73% failure rate for non-cohesive teams!
Bill
But don't worry—Gnash has NEVER caught anyone in under five minutes!
Utena
Oh good, we're statistically doomed instead of just regular doomed!
Eren
In my world, we faced death daily—this is just another Titan!
Eren
Form up! Triangle formation, NOW!
Utena
Magical girl tactical retreat pattern Delta!
Sol
Finally using that brain, scarf-boy.
Eren
We draw it into the conveyor maze—use the machinery against it!
Bill
Hmm, adaptive strategy formation... didn't expect that from you lot. You might have a chance to win.
Bill
Team name time. Obtuse Villains, remember—survival equals branding!
Eren
Bad-guy, take left flank! Magical girl, right arc!
Utena
We're actually working together! This is kind of exciting!
Sol
Don't get sentimental on me now—save it for when we're not monster chow.