Create your own story with WhatIf!
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Tomoko: W-why did I fall through my floor, and onto a... cosmic marshmallow?!
Major: Spatial displacement—non-military gateway. Identify yourselves.
Leina: Unhand me, sorcerer! I'll duel whoev—wait, there's no ground...
Cthulhu: Apologies for the abrupt summons. I would like your assistance in the Multiversal Tournament for my dance team.
Tomoko: A talking squid-demon? Is this a fetish gacha event?
Leina: I'll partner only with honorable warriors, not calamari!
Cthulhu: The Muliversal Tournament has its Beach Bikini Dance-Off for the second match... I can be your coach, and I'm not a creep.
Tomoko: Bikini? Dance? If I join, guys might finally notice me!
Major: And why should we join your team, or even participate in this Tournament?
Leina: I still demand to know why we should trust a cosmic horror.
Cthulhu: Because if you win, you get one wish. Also, I am not evil; and your teamwork is what I thighs on...thrive on!
Tomoko: He said thighs! Totally a pervert—a pervert god!
Cthulhu: I'm doomed...
Cthulhu: Behold! The ultimate training facility for the Beach Bikini Dance-Off! Complete with holographic audience simulation!
Tomoko: Why does the karaoke screen have bouncing bikini icons? That's suspiciously specific...
Major: The technology here... it's beyond current Earth standards. But the aesthetic choices are... questionable.
Leina: Explain this tournament properly. Do we face combat? Honor duels?
Cthulhu: N-no fighting! The tournament values... teamwork! Communication! Synchronized movement!
Tomoko: He's blushing. Ancient gods don't blush unless they're hiding something perverted.
Cthulhu: The Beach Bikini Dance-Off merely requires... rhythmic coordination! Nothing more!
Tomoko: Cthulhu-sensei~ You've been staring at Mokoto's thighs since we got here. Is that your 'inspiration'?
Major: My tactical analysis confirms 73.6% of his visual attention has been directed at my lower body.
Cthulhu: I am an ancient deity of cosmic horror! I do not appreciate being accused of... of thigh-based motivations!
Tomoko: Aha! He said 'thigh' while looking at Liena's thighs again! That proves it, he is a total thigh-obsessed pervert confirmed!
Leina: So our cosmic choreographer is a thigh enthusiast. This explains the 'Beach Bikini' focus. Should have known.
Cthulhu: A-as your coach, I demand we begin training immediately! The Macarena awaits!
Major: Accessing 1,847 dance routines. Filtering for 'non-thigh-focused' options... 12 results found.
Tomoko: Only twelve routines that don't involve thighs? This is going to be the best documentary ever. 'When Ancient Gods Get Thirsty: A Study in Cosmic Embarrassment.'
