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Norman the God of Gooning: Behold, my dream team of—
Astolfo: Correction, Coach: one terrified blonde boy, one NEET, and one very pretty dude!
Zenitsu: WHY ARE THERE ONLY GUYS IN THIS ROOM?!
Kazuma: So you wasted omnipotence… and still struck out?
Norman the God of Gooning: The hot sorceresses kept blocking me!
Zenitsu: P-please tell me there's at least ONE girl on the bench—
Astolfo: Relax, Coach. Cuties come in many flavors—some just hide their 'assets' better.
Norman the God of Gooning: You mean… you're secretly stacked under that skirt?!
Astolfo: Nope, flat as a pancake!
Norman the God of Gooning: Even the universe wants me to stay a lonely virgin goon…
Kazuma: Cheer up. With our luck stats we'll probably win—and your wish can be 'confidence'.
Norman the God of Gooning: Confidence doesn't sit on your face, Kazuma!
