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Kaiba: The male loneliness crisis is a direct result of women's inflated egos. In my world, we'd simply purchase companionship like any other commodity.
Tatsuki: You seriously think women are objects to be bought? Apologize. Now.
Kaiba: Please. My net worth could buy this entire building. Three times over. Money solves everything.
Tatsuki: Oh wow, a rich guy who thinks cash equals personality. How original. What's next, you gonna duel me for respect?
Ubel: This is more entertaining than watching humans fight over treasure. The mage has spirit, I'll give her that.
Tomoko: (Why am I even here? These people are terrifying. Should I just sneak out?)
Tatsuki: You know what your money can't buy? Basic human decency. And that's why you'll die alone with your Blue-Eyes White Dragon body pillow.
Kaiba: How dare you bring up the only companion who's never let me down? Get the fuck out of here!!! Damn tomboy, your probably got holes in your underwear.
Ubel: Damn...
Tatsuki: I've wasted enough time on this pathetic man-child.
Ubel: (Time to see how easily this CEO's pride crumbles.)
Ubel: Such fire in your words, Kaiba-sama. Your power is... intoxicating.
Kaiba: (Is she... flirting with me? After that humiliation?)
Ubel: A man who commands such wealth and power... I find that very attractive.
Kaiba: I... I have standards. You can't just... I mean, what game are you playing?
Ubel: Game? Oh Kaiba-sama, I'm not playing anything. I'm simply enjoying watching you assert yourself.
Tomoko: (This is like watching a car crash. A really weird, manipulative car crash...)
Kaiba: I... you... this is highly unprofessional! Stop this immediately. (I hope she doesn't stop.)
Ubel: How delicious. The great Seto Kaiba, undone by his own loneliness. You men are all so predictable.
Kaiba: Six hundred grand... gone. That woman played me like a first-turn Pot of Greed.
Tomoko: (He looks... human. Not the monster from TV. Just a lonely guy who got scammed.)
Kaiba: She said my dragon cards were... tacky. Who even says that?
Tomoko: I-I used to think money fixed everything. But... you're still here crying like a regular person.
Tatsuki: I came back to rub salt in the wound, but... you're already bleeding out.
Kaiba: Why is she here? Unless... she doesn't actually hate me?
Tomoko: I-I know this is crazy, but... I'll marry you, Kaiba-san. I'll help you become someone who doesn't need to buy love.
Kaiba: (This weird girl in a beanie wants to marry me? After I lost everything?)
Tatsuki: Fine. We'll do this properly. You two are getting married right now. No backing out.
Ubel: Rich men are so wonderfully gullible. One flutter of eyelashes and they melt like butter.
Kaiba: I... I don't deserve this. But I'll try. I'll really try to be better.
Tatsuki: Good. Because if you hurt her, I'll introduce you to my fist personally.
Ubel: I've made a fortune off pick-up artistry. Rich men are the easiest marks - all ego, no substance. Kaiba here? Prime target.
Tomoko: I-I know I'm not much, but... maybe that's what you need. Someone real.
Kaiba: (This girl with the yellow beanie... she's offering me something money never could. A chance to be human.)
