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Mona's Drunk, Star-Blessed Ascension.

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  • Mona — In *Genshin Impact*, Mona Megistus is an incredibly talented and proud astrologer who is constantly penniless. She has mastered Hydromancy—the art of reading destiny and the truth of the world through the reflection of the stars in water.
Story transcript

Mona: Hmm... the celestial alignment is unusual today. My body feels... fuller?

Mona: A goddess deserves a drink~ ...Hic! Ahh~ the stars are generous today~

Mona: Kneel~! You're witnessing... hic... the assshension of a star-blessed goddess~!

Mona: More wine! Now! ...Hic! Your goddess is THIRSTY and you're being soooo slow~

Mona: Mmm~ ...you little bugs look so cute from up here~ hehehehe~

Mona: Ahaha~! This whole cart is like a shot glass to me now! ...Hic! Cheers to ME~!

Mona: Ahahaha~! You call yourselves KNIGHTS?! Pffft... hic... you're like little ants~!

Mona: Ahh~ ...hic... so refreshing~ A goddess needs to cool off after all this GROWING~!

Mona: THIS is what the stars always intended~! Hic! I am... PERFECTION~!

Mona: Say my name! LOUDER! ...Hic! I can't hear you tiny bugs from all the way up here~!

Mona: Ahhhn~! M-more...! YES~! Bigger... CURVIER...! The stars aren't done with me yet~!

Mona: Hehehe~ ...hic... to ME~ The eternal, ever-growing, star-blessed goddess~! ...Now bring me MORE wine~!