MIKU WHY. (never destroy anomalous pizza boxes.)

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Characters in this story

  • Hatsune Miku
  • C.C.
  • Sans
  • Natsuki Subaru — Hes broken beyound repair! Dispite his curse return by death, he eventually masters his trauma (painfully) and uses it to prevent future problems! to others. He's a wise man. To himself? Hes breaking down with each death!
Story transcript

Miku: This pizza box... it's been refilling itself for the last three hours.

Sans: heh. guess we're stuck in some kinda infinite pizza purgatory, buddy.

Subaru: (This is just like Return by Death, but with pizza? What if eating more makes it worse? What if—)

C.C.: The real question isn't why it's infinite. It's why we're the ones who noticed.

Miku: (If I can just cut the box open, maybe I can see the mechanism...)

Sans: uh. did anyone else just see the pizza start floating? cause that's new.

C.C.: The box isn't infinite. We're just the first ones to realize it's counting backwards.

Miku: (This ends now. No more endless pizza.)

Subaru: WAIT! What if destroying it traps us here forever?!

Miku: (Three... two... one...)

Sans: heh. kid's got guts. wonder if she'll regret that swing.

C.C.: (The countdown reaches zero...)

Miku: (It's... gone. But the room is spinning...)

Subaru: The walls... they're made of pizza now. The entire house is becoming pizza!

C.C.: Congratulations. You've completed level zero. Ready for the real game?

Miku: (The floor melted into mozzarella and revealed... stairs? Made of crust?)

Sans: guess we're going deeper into this whole pizza situation. literally.

Subaru: (What if this is like the witch's trials? What if each step takes us further from reality?)

C.C.: The temperature's dropping. This isn't just a basement - it's breathing.

Miku: (Whatever's down there, I'm ending this pizza nightmare.)

Subaru: Don't! Can't you hear it? The pizza's singing!

C.C.: She's right. The dungeon wants us to enter. Question is - which one of us does it want most?

Sans: ladies first. unless you want me to teleport us all down there at once. heh heh heh.

Miku: (The stairs are pulsing. Like a heartbeat. Like it's alive...)

Miku: (That's... my voice. But I never sang here.)

Sans: heh. looks like your fans followed you down here, miku. literally.

C.C.: They're harmonizing. But they're using frequencies that shouldn't exist in dairy products.

Subaru: (Every time they sing a note, more of them appear. It's like the dungeon is breeding them!)

Miku: Stop using my voice! You don't have permission to sing my songs!

C.C.: They're not singing your songs, Miku. They're singing the songs you haven't written yet.

Sans: heh. looks like the dungeon's been sampling your future. wonder what else it's stolen.

Miku: (My future songs? How can they exist before I create them? Unless...)

Subaru: The wall! It's opening! And I can see... I can see another Miku on the other side!