Megumin's Moon-Sized Explosion Dream Date
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Story transcript
Megumin: It’s… beautiful. A portable sun that can erase kingdoms.
Omuri: All that delicious mana bottled in one phallic tube. Boys and their toys.
HaXzOr: Heyo! Detected a massive arcane signature. You planning to fire that thing or just admire it?
Megumin: Teach me to cast THAT explosion and I’ll call you sensei for life!
Omuri: She means ‘please demonstrate on something disposable… like mountains.
HaXzOr: Sorry, kid. Planet-cracker’s on a 72-hour cooldown. Also, I promised not to blow up inhabited worlds anymore.
Megumin: Then a tour! I just want to stand next to it and feel the boom-potential!
Omuri: Come on, captain. Show a girl your big bridge. I’ll keep the little explosion-freak… occupied.
HaXzOr: Technically it’s a dreadnought, not a bridge, and my crew might scan you as ‘mildly hazardous'.
Megumin: Teleport-circle! It’s like a magic circle but sci-fi! I’m living in tomorrow!
HaXzOr: Fine, quick tour. But no touching the core, no casting inside the hangar, and absolutely—
Omuri: No seducing the ship? Relax, captain. I only prey on the living.
Megumin: I CALL DIBS ON THE FIRING CHAIR!
HaXzOr: That’s… not how orbital governance works—
Omuri: Oh, let her dream. You’ll be surprised what a determined teenager can talk you into, captain.